A Queerio.
The breakfast of faggots. It’s sweet, it’s orange, and it tastes like guilt.
Text: ‘I ate Queerio for breakfast. Now I feel guilty.’
Tweet: ‘Queerio is the only thing I eat. I’m a faggot, what else am I supposed to do?’
DM: ‘My mom made me eat Queerio. I hate her.’