A Queerio.
The cereal that faggots eat to start their day. It’s sweet, it’s small, and it’s full of guilt.
Text: ‘I ate Queerio for breakfast. I feel guilty.’
Tweet: ‘Queerio is the best cereal. It’s like a faggot’s dream.’
DM: ‘My mom made me eat Queerio. I died a little.’