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A Quarter to Three

A girl you pull at 2:45 AM because you’re too drunk to tell your own face from hers. She’s the one who looks like she just came out of a locker room and a trash can, but you still take her because you’re too wasted to care.

He pulled her because she looked like she’d been in a locker room and a trash can.

She was the only one who didn’t run when he grabbed her.

He took her because he was too wasted to care if she stank like a dead raccoon.

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A Qrow

A person who drinks so much they think they're a superhero, like that guy Qrow from RWBY who probably needs a drink to remember his own name.

I'm gonna be a Qrow when I grow up. I'll drink until I'm famous.

Qrow is just a man with a beard and a bottle of wine.

Qrow is the reason I have a hangover on a Tuesday.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Qrow

A man who can't function without a drink and probably smells like a bar fight.

Qrow walked in like he owned the place. He probably does.

That guy at the bar is a Qrow. He's been there since 3 PM.

Qrow is the reason I never go to bars on Fridays.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Qrow

A guy who likes getting butt-fucked and watching anime with a lot of butt stuff in it.

Qrow's favorite hobby is eating ass and watching anime.

He's not just a Qrow, he's a full-time butt enthusiast.

Qrow's life is just one big hentai marathon.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Qrow

A man who drinks so much he probably thinks he's a wizard and needs therapy to remember what day it is.

Qrow is the reason I have a therapist and a bottle of whiskey.

He went to therapy and still needs a drink to remember his own name.

Qrow needs a therapist, a drink, and a nap.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Qrow

A guy with a Welsh name that means a magical white bird, but he probably just drinks a lot and acts like he's important.

Qrow's name means a magical white bird, but he just drinks a lot.

He's Welsh, but he's more of a drunk than a bird.

Qrow is a magical bird who forgot how to fly and started drinking instead.

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A Q T

When you spot someone hot or someone you like and your brain instantly explodes with joy and lust.

OMG that guy just walked in and I feel like I'm gonna die from being so hot

I saw my crush at the store and my heart started doing the cha-cha

That girl in class is so fine I think I might faint

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A Q T

When something is so hush-hush that if anyone talks about it, it might cause a global meltdown.

Dont tell anyone about the secret deal or I swear I'll kill you

This is top secret stuff, if you tell anyone you're dead

Shut up about the plan or I'll come to your house and eat your cat

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A Q T

A short way to call someone adorable, but also slightly annoying.

You're such a cutie, but stop being so cute

I love you, but you're a bit too cute for my taste

You're a cutie, but don't be cute all the time

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Q T

Quick Trip gas stations used to be the best, now they're just a place to buy overpriced sandwiches and get caught by the cops.

I used to love the dollar sandwiches, now I pay $3 and get caught by the cops

Quick Trip is my nemesis now, I miss the old days

Why is everything so expensive now and why do cops hang out there?

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Q T

Something so good it makes you want to scream with delight and maybe also eat it.

That sandwich was so good I think I died and went to heaven

This is the best thing I've ever had, I might cry

I could eat this forever and never get tired

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A Q T

When someone tells you you're adorable and you instantly feel like the best person in the world.

You're so cute I think I'm going to hug you

You're like the best person ever, just being you

You're so adorable I might cry

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A Q T

Part of the LGBTQ group but specifically people who change their gender identity.

My friend is trans and I think that's super cool

Trans people are awesome and I support them

I'm learning about being trans and it's super interesting

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A Pyramid Ship

A pyramid ship is like the universe’s version of a death trap. Don’t be the one who gets squashed!

I saw a pyramid ship coming, and I said, 'I’m not dying today!' Then it hit me.

My dog ran away from a pyramid ship. He came back with a broken tail and a look of pure terror.

I tried to hide from a pyramid ship, but it just followed me home.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Pyramid Ship

If a pyramid ship shows up, your planet is about to get flattened. No mercy. No warnings.

My teacher said, 'If you don’t behave, a pyramid ship will come and flatten this school!' I’ve been good ever since.

I was eating pizza when a pyramid ship landed. Now I’ve got pizza crumbs in my hair and a broken planet.

I told my little brother, 'You better behave or a pyramid ship will flatten us both!' He ran out of the room screaming.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Pyramid Ship

A pyramid ship is the universe’s way of saying, 'You’re not special. You’re just going to die.'

I asked my mom, 'What’s a pyramid ship?' She said, 'That’s what happens when you don’t do your homework.'

My neighbor’s cat ran into a pyramid ship and came out with a burnt tail and a look of pure rage.

I told my friend, 'You’re gonna get squashed by a pyramid ship if you don’t stop texting!' He dropped his phone and ran.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Pushy

when you poop out a block of frozen crap and then shove it up someone else's butt like they owe you money

my cousin tried to freeze his poop and it looked like a brick

i had to push my brother's frozen poop up his butt and it was like a mini war

my dog tried to eat my frozen poop and it was like a horror movie

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A Pushy

a person who can't wait for anything and is always in your face like a cocky bully

my mom is a pushy and she yells at me every time i take too long to eat breakfast

my teacher is a pushy and he makes us do 100 math problems before lunch

my little brother is a pushy and he won't stop bugging me during video games

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Pushy

a two-wheeled piece of junk you ride around like it's your best friend

my bike is broken and it's like a pushy that doesn't work

i ride my pushy to school and it's the only thing that keeps me from failing

my dad's pushy is old and it makes weird noises when i pedal

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Pushy

when you fill up a diaper with poop and it's like you're trying to win a messy battle

i filled my diaper with poop and it was like a mess explosion

my brother tried to push poop into my diaper and it was like a prank war

my sister filled her diaper with poop and it was the messiest thing ever

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