A Pyramid Ship

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A pyramid ship is like the universe’s version of a death trap. Don’t be the one who gets squashed!

I saw a pyramid ship coming, and I said, 'I’m not dying today!' Then it hit me.

My dog ran away from a pyramid ship. He came back with a broken tail and a look of pure terror.

I tried to hide from a pyramid ship, but it just followed me home.

If a pyramid ship shows up, your planet is about to get flattened. No mercy. No warnings.

My teacher said, 'If you don’t behave, a pyramid ship will come and flatten this school!' I’ve been good ever since.

I was eating pizza when a pyramid ship landed. Now I’ve got pizza crumbs in my hair and a broken planet.

I told my little brother, 'You better behave or a pyramid ship will flatten us both!' He ran out of the room screaming.

A pyramid ship is the universe’s way of saying, 'You’re not special. You’re just going to die.'

I asked my mom, 'What’s a pyramid ship?' She said, 'That’s what happens when you don’t do your homework.'

My neighbor’s cat ran into a pyramid ship and came out with a burnt tail and a look of pure rage.

I told my friend, 'You’re gonna get squashed by a pyramid ship if you don’t stop texting!' He dropped his phone and ran.