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A Stimmy
A stimmy is a check for the cool kids. It's the kind of money you get when you're cultured and the government thinks you deserve it.
I got a stimmy because I'm cultured. Everyone else got nothing.
Stimmy for the cultured, I'm just a regular person with a dream.
Stimmy check came, and I spent it on designer socks. I'm living my best life.
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A Stiff-Necked-People
A Stiff-Necked-People is the worst kind of stubborn, like when your grandpa refuses to switch from dial-up to Wi-Fi just because he thinks the internet is a conspiracy.
My mom tried to Zoom for Passover, and I looked like a constipated raccoon.
My dad did Easter service on his phone and got a crick in his neck so bad he asked God for a neck massage.
I tried to do a seder with my cousin and we both got neck pain so bad we screamed at each other through the screen.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Stiff-Necked-People
A Stiff-Necked-People is when you're so stubborn you'd rather be in physical agony than admit your way of doing things is outdated.
My aunt did the whole Passover on her laptop, and her neck looked like it was about to explode.
My uncle did the Easter service on his phone while eating a whole ham, and he got a migraine.
I tried to do a seder with my cousin and we both got neck pain so bad we screamed at each other through the screen.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Stiff-Necked-People
A Stiff-Necked-People is when you're so set in your ways you'd rather die than switch to a new way of doing things, even if it means looking like a chicken on a phone call.
My mom tried to Zoom for Passover, and I looked like a constipated raccoon.
My dad did Easter service on his phone and got a crick in his neck so bad he asked God for a neck massage.
My cousin did a seder on her phone and got so sore she cried into her chicken.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Stiff Right
A punch to the face that’s so hard it makes your head feel like a broken toaster. Only the Slack Man can deliver it with that lazy yet brutal style.
My cousin got a stiff right from the Slack Man and cried like a baby.
At the party, the Slack Man gave me a stiff right and I dropped my pizza.
I saw the Slack Man give a stiff right to a guy who tried to steal his drink.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Stiff Right
A face slap so stiff it could make a brick wall cry. Only the Slack Man can throw it with that slow but deadly power.
I got a stiff right from the Slack Man and my nose is still red.
The Slack Man slapped a guy with a stiff right and he ran out of the room.
At the gym, the Slack Man gave me a stiff right and I fell over.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Stiff Right
A face hit so hard it feels like you just ran into a brick wall. The Slack Man is the only one who can deliver it with that slow but deadly vibe.
The Slack Man gave me a stiff right and I had to go to the nurse.
I got a stiff right from the Slack Man and my face is still sore.
At the game, the Slack Man hit someone with a stiff right and they sat down.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sticky willie
Giving a wet willy but with a rock-hard dong and pre-cum dripping like a dirty faucet
My cousin gave me a sticky willie and I felt like I'd been peed on by a drunk raccoon
My boss did a sticky willie in the break room and I had to clean the floor with my face
My date gave me a sticky willie and I still smell like regret and cum
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sticky willie
A Scottish plant that clings to your leg like your ex’s love life
I picked a sticky willie off the sidewalk and it stuck to my sister’s bra
My dog ran into a sticky willie and now he’s covered in green goo
I tried to walk past a sticky willie and it latched onto my pants like a leech
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sticky willie
Using baby powder to unstick your balls like you're cleaning a greasy frying pan
I used baby powder to unstick my balls and now my pants smell like a baby’s fart
My brother used baby powder on his sticky willie and it turned into a powder snowball fight
I had to use baby powder after a sticky willie and my socks are now part of the crime scene
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sticky willie
When someone shoots cum in your ear like you’re a corny joke
My friend shot cum in my ear and I still hear it in my dreams
My girlfriend gave me a sticky willie and it sounded like a fire alarm
I got a sticky willie and it felt like my ear was being used as a cum receptacle
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sticky One
A sticky one is a mess you’re stuck in and you can’t escape. It’s like being trapped in a puddle of spaghetti and ketchup.
I had to tell my mum I failed my test. Sticky one still.
My dog ate my homework. Sticky one still.
I got stuck in a traffic jam and missed my friend’s birthday. Sticky one still.
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A Sticky One
A sticky one is when everything goes wrong at once and you’re too confused to do anything about it.
My phone died, my car won’t start, and I forgot my keys. Sticky one.
My friend asked me to help with a prank and I got caught. Sticky one.
I tried to cook dinner and set the kitchen on fire. Sticky one.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sticky One
A sticky one is when you’re stuck in a situation and you just want to say no, but you’re being a good person and pretending you’re okay with it.
My teacher asked me to stay after school. Sticky one.
I had to go to a party with my crush. Sticky one.
I got stuck helping my brother with his homework. Sticky one.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sticky One
A sticky one still is when you’re stuck in a mess and you’re too confused to even think about fixing it.
I got stuck in a traffic jam and my phone died. Sticky one still.
I had to explain my life to my teacher. Sticky one still.
I tried to help my dad with his job and messed it up. Sticky one still.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sticky One
A sticky one is when someone really likes you but you’re too much of a loser to like them back.
My crush asked me to go to the cinema. Sticky one.
My friend likes me but I don’t like him. Sticky one.
My teacher asked me to help her with her work. Sticky one.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sticky One
A sticky one is when everything in your life is a complete mess and you can’t even think straight.
My dog ran away, my phone died, and I forgot my keys. Sticky one.
I had to explain my life to my mum. Sticky one.
I got stuck in a traffic jam and missed my friend’s birthday. Sticky one.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sticky One
A sticky one is when you're stuck in a situation that’s so hard you might cry or throw something.
I had to explain my life to my teacher. Sticky one.
I tried to cook dinner and set the kitchen on fire. Sticky one.
I got stuck helping my brother with his homework. Sticky one.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Stick In An Egg
A total annoyance; like having a pebble up your ass and a fly buzzing around your head.
My cousin is a stick in an egg. He won’t stop talking about his cat’s hair.”
My boss is a stick in an egg. He’s always picking at my work like it’s a scab.”
My little brother is a stick in an egg. He won’t stop stealing my snacks.”
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Stick In An Egg
A pain so bad it feels like you got kicked by a donkey and sat on a nail.
My sister is a stick in an egg. She won’t stop nagging me about my grades.”
My teacher is a stick in an egg. She gives me homework every day like it’s a punishment.”
My dog is a stick in an egg. He barks at my mailman like he’s a thief.”
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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