A Stimmy - A stimmy is a check for the cool kids. It's the kind of mone

A stimmy is a check for the cool kids. It's the kind of money you get when you're cultured and the government thinks you deserve it.

I got a stimmy because I'm cultured. Everyone else got nothing.

Stimmy for the cultured, I'm just a regular person with a dream.

Stimmy check came, and I spent it on designer socks. I'm living my best life.