A Stimmy

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A stimmy is like the government throwing you a piece of cash, but it's not enough to really help you. Right now it's 1400, which is just a tiny slap on the wrist.
Just got my stimmy, now I can buy a bag of chips and pretend I'm rich.
Stimmy here, but I still can't afford my rent. Thanks, government.
Stimmy check arrived, I spent it all on a TikTok subscription. Classic me.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A stimmy is that check you get from the government when they think they're helping you, but really they're just trying to keep you from screaming into the void.
My stimmy came in, I used it to buy a pizza and feel like I'm winning.
Stimmy check is here, but I still don't know why I'm alive.
Stimmy check? That's just a fancy word for my government giving me a little hope.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A stimmy is short for stimulus check. But it's also a verb. When you get a stimmy, you're basically getting fucked by your government in the most polite way possible.
I got stimmy'd and now I can buy a soda. Thanks, government.
Stimmy'd again, I'm about to lose my mind.
Stimmy'd for the third time this year. I'm gonna start a riot.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Stimming is when you do weird things with your body, like flapping your hands or bouncing around like a crazy person. It's what autists do when they're happy, sad, or just plain confused.
I was stimming in class because I was so excited about lunch.
Stimming at the mall because my brain is overloading.
Stimming while eating cereal at 3 a. m. Classic me.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A stim is something that makes you want to stim. It can be a toy, a sound, or just the feeling of being alive. It's basically the reason you're not crying in a corner.
This fidget spinner is my favorite stim. I can't live without it.
The sound of my cat purring is the best stim ever.
My stim is my mom's voice. I miss her.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A stimmy is that check you get during a big mess like a pandemic. It's not much, but it's better than nothing. Also, it's the first real money most of them ever made.
Got my stimmy during the pandemic, now I can buy a sandwich and feel accomplished.
Stimmy check was my first real money. I spent it on a video game.
Pandemic stimmy here. Still not enough to save me from my rent.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A stimmy is a check for the cool kids. It's the kind of money you get when you're cultured and the government thinks you deserve it.
I got a stimmy because I'm cultured. Everyone else got nothing.
Stimmy for the cultured, I'm just a regular person with a dream.
Stimmy check came, and I spent it on designer socks. I'm living my best life.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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