A Stimmy
A stimmy is like the government throwing you a piece of cash, but it's not enough to really help you. Right now it's 1400, which is just a tiny slap on the wrist.
Just got my stimmy, now I can buy a bag of chips and pretend I'm rich.
Stimmy here, but I still can't afford my rent. Thanks, government.
Stimmy check arrived, I spent it all on a TikTok subscription. Classic me.