A Stick In An Egg

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A total annoyance; like having a pebble up your ass and a fly buzzing around your head.

My cousin is a stick in an egg. He won’t stop talking about his cat’s hair.”

My boss is a stick in an egg. He’s always picking at my work like it’s a scab.”

My little brother is a stick in an egg. He won’t stop stealing my snacks.”

A pain so bad it feels like you got kicked by a donkey and sat on a nail.

My sister is a stick in an egg. She won’t stop nagging me about my grades.”

My teacher is a stick in an egg. She gives me homework every day like it’s a punishment.”

My dog is a stick in an egg. He barks at my mailman like he’s a thief.”

A person who causes more trouble than a raccoon in a dumpster during garbage day.

My friend is a stick in an egg. He won’t stop teasing me about my haircut.”

My mom is a stick in an egg. She’s always yelling at me about my room.”

My neighbor is a stick in an egg. He plays his music too loud at midnight.”

A bother that makes your life feel like it’s being run over by a truck full of screaming kids.

My brother is a stick in an egg. He won’t stop stealing my video games.”

My dad is a stick in an egg. He won’t stop talking about his old job.”

My cat is a stick in an egg. It won’t stop knocking over my coffee.”

A person who’s more annoying than a broken toilet on a hot day.

My classmate is a stick in an egg. He won’t stop talking during tests.”

My grandma is a stick in an egg. She won’t stop telling me about her old life.”

My pet bird is a stick in an egg. It won’t stop squawking at me.”