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A Stick In An Egg
A person who causes more trouble than a raccoon in a dumpster during garbage day.
My friend is a stick in an egg. He won’t stop teasing me about my haircut.”
My mom is a stick in an egg. She’s always yelling at me about my room.”
My neighbor is a stick in an egg. He plays his music too loud at midnight.”
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A Stick In An Egg
A bother that makes your life feel like it’s being run over by a truck full of screaming kids.
My brother is a stick in an egg. He won’t stop stealing my video games.”
My dad is a stick in an egg. He won’t stop talking about his old job.”
My cat is a stick in an egg. It won’t stop knocking over my coffee.”
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Stick In An Egg
A person who’s more annoying than a broken toilet on a hot day.
My classmate is a stick in an egg. He won’t stop talking during tests.”
My grandma is a stick in an egg. She won’t stop telling me about her old life.”
My pet bird is a stick in an egg. It won’t stop squawking at me.”
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Stevie
A Stevie is a short, brown-haired, blue-eyed girl who thinks she’s ugly but is actually hot. She needs a compliment like a junkie needs a hit, and if you give her one, she’ll act like you just saved her life.
'You look like a hot mess today.' 'That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.'
'You’re my best friend.' 'I know. I’m still stunned you didn’t dump me after I cried in your shower.'
'You’re pretty.' 'You just made my day. I’m going to text my mom.'
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A Stevie
A Stevie is a super hot, artistic, kind, and sweet girl who’ll eat 10 lollies in one go and not care if she gets a stomachache. She’s the kind of person who makes your heart do backflips just by smiling.
'I’m going to die from sugar.' 'That’s the best thing you’ve ever said to me.'
'You’re like an angel.' 'I’m not. I just have really good skin.'
'You look amazing.' 'Thanks. I just woke up.'
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A Stevie
A Stevie has a nice ass. That’s it. No need for extra fluff.
'You look good in that dress.' 'Thanks. My ass is killing me.'
'She’s super hot.' 'Yeah, but I’ve seen her in a bathrobe and it was still nice.'
'Why are you staring?' 'Because of your ass.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Stevie
A Stevie is a smart, hot, funny girl who acts like she’s from another planet and probably is. She’ll cook you breakfast, listen to your sob stories, and still be your best friend.
'You made me breakfast?' 'I felt like it.'
'You’ve listened to my entire life story.' 'And I’m still your best friend.'
'You’re like a celebrity.' 'I’m not. I just have good skin.'
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A Stevie
A Stevie is the kind of girl who can make angels jealous and would beat Aphrodite in a fight. She’s super smart, super hot, and everyone wants her.
'You’re like a goddess.' 'I’m not. I just have good hair.'
'You’re the best.' 'You’re the first person to ever say that.'
'You’re hotter than hell.' 'I know. I’ve felt it.'
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A Stevie
A Stevie is a smart girl who acts like she’s not, and she’ll get good grades but still say stupid things like ‘I’m blonde’ when she’s clearly not.
'I’m blonde.' 'You’re not. You’re brown.'
'I got an A.' 'Yeah, but you still said you’re blonde.'
'You’re smart.' 'I know. I still said I’m blonde.'
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A Stevie
A Stevie is a crazy person who says random stuff like ‘I’m a dragon’ or ‘I live in a cave’ and no one knows why.
'I’m a dragon.' 'Okay.'
'I live in a cave.' 'Cool.'
'I think I’m a turtle.' 'You’re not.'
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A Steven Segal
A Steven Segal is a stoner’s worst nightmare, like a cigarette that got fat and decided to take its sweet time dying.
I tried to smoke this Steven Segal, and it felt like I was burning through a lifetime of regrets.
My friend lit one up and it took longer than his ex’s goodbye text.
That joint was so slow, I could’ve finished my lunch before it even started.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Steven Segal
A Steven Segal is someone who thinks their face is a masterpiece, and they’ll keep it on display for the rest of their life, no questions asked.
He’s been smiling the same way since 1993 and shows no signs of stopping.
She’s been frowning since her first breakup, and it’s now a full-time job.
That guy hasn’t blinked in three years, he’s a Steven Segal.
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A Steven Segal
A Steven Segal is a total Michigan legend, like a bear trap, only with more explosions and fewer bears.
He fights like a guy who’s been training for 20 years, but only in his head.
He’s got more explosions in his movies than my mom has drama in her life.
He’s the reason why Chuck Norris has a side job.
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A Steven Segal
A Steven Segal is like a B-movie star who thinks he’s God, only he’s not, and he’s got zero skills, but he still thinks he’s got a plan.
He fights like a kid who thinks he’s in a Marvel movie, but it’s just a gym class.
His slow-mo punches are more dramatic than my failed relationship.
He kills people with one punch, but it’s only because he used CGI.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Steven Segal
A Steven Segal is a terrible actor who also happens to be a bad Buddhist, and he’s got a crush on Tom W.
He acts like he’s on a spiritual journey, but he just wants a better paycheck.
He’s got more Buddhist wisdom than my dog has patience.
He’s Tom W’s hero, but he’s also a complete disaster.
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A Steven Segal
A Steven Segal is the kind of guy who thinks he’s a tough guy, but he’s just a total loser with only one face, and it’s not pretty.
He fights like he’s got nothing to lose, but he’s got nothing to win either.
He’s the kind of guy who would get beaten up by a kid with a skateboard.
He’s so bad, even the aikido moves look fake.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Steven Segal
A Steven Segal is like a gay Chuck Norris who also thinks he’s a Buddhist, and he’s got a lot of time to spare, probably because he’s terrible at everything.
He’s so gay, he wears glitter and fights with a towel.
He thinks he’s a Buddhist, but he just meditates to avoid work.
He’s the reason why Chuck Norris now has a side job as a housemaid.
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A Steven Crowder
A guy who hides his gayness like it's a secret crime and yells at other gay people like they're his enemies.
'I'm not gay, I'm just a regular guy who hates faggots!'
He called another gay man a 'fag hag' in a live debate.
He threatened to punch a guy just for saying he liked men.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Steven Crowder
A right-wing clown who lies to people and calls minorities names while wearing a gun like he's some kind of tough guy.
He called a Black man a 'monkey' on live TV.
He ran away from a debate like a scared kid.
He said he'd 'punch Sam Seder in the face' if he didn't agree with him.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Steven Crowder
A loudmouth who pretends to be open-minded but just wants to prove other people wrong in the worst way.
He said, 'Change my mind!' but then laughed at everyone who disagreed with him.
He called a woman a 'man-hating liberal' for no reason.
He asked a guy to 'prove he's not a man' just to argue.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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