A Steven Segal
A Steven Segal is like a gay Chuck Norris who also thinks he’s a Buddhist, and he’s got a lot of time to spare, probably because he’s terrible at everything.
He’s so gay, he wears glitter and fights with a towel.
He thinks he’s a Buddhist, but he just meditates to avoid work.
He’s the reason why Chuck Norris now has a side job as a housemaid.