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A Stone
You smoke weed when you're lonely, and it's the only thing keeping you from crying in public.
I smoked weed because I was lonely and I didn't want to cry in my car.
I smoked so much weed I felt like I was with my ex and not crying at all.
I smoked so much weed I forgot my loneliness, and then I remembered it and cried.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Stoner's Riddle
A Stoner's Riddle is when you try to remember what you just said before you forgot your own name.
'I was gonna say pizza... or maybe tacos... or was that last week? I don't know anymore.'
'I asked for a soda, but now I'm confused if it was a Coke or a Pepsi... or maybe it was a beer... or a wine... or a taco.'
'I said I wanted to go to the store... or was that the park... or was that my mom's house... or was that my ex's house... or was that my dog's house?'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Stoner's Riddle
A Stoner's Riddle is like trying to solve a mystery when you're too high to tell if it's a mystery or just your brain giving up.
'I swear I asked for a bagel... or was that a donut... or was that my cat's face... or was that my phone... or was that my mom's voice yelling at me?'
'I said I wanted to go to the beach... or was that the mall... or was that the planet Mars... or was that my brain melting?'
'I said I wanted to eat... or was that sleep... or was that a nap... or was that a vacation... or was that a different life?'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Stoner's Riddle
A Stoner's Riddle is when you try to remember what you said before your brain decided to take a smoke break.
'I said I wanted pizza... or was that a sandwich... or was that my ex's face... or was that my dog's face... or was that my brain's face?'
'I said I wanted to go to the store... or was that the park... or was that the moon... or was that my mom's face... or was that my dad's face?'
'I said I wanted to eat... or was that to sleep... or was that to cry... or was that to yell... or was that to throw my phone out the window?'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Stinge
A stinge is a selfish butt who won't share snacks or drinks. They’re like a greedy kid who hoards candy and laughs when you get a tummy ache.
My cousin is a stinge. He took the last chip and said 'I'm saving it for later.'
That guy at lunch is a stinge. He took the last pizza slice and didn’t even offer me a bite.
My best friend’s sister is a stinge. She took my soda and said 'You can have mine tomorrow.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Stinge
To stinge someone is to make them feel like a used-up napkin. It’s when you say something so embarrassing, they’re too ashamed to look you in the eye.
My teacher stinged me in front of the whole class for forgetting my homework.
My mom stinged me when I told her I failed my math test.
My brother stinged me when he said I was the worst at video games.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Stinge
A stinge is a washed-up wrestler who used to be cool but now just hangs out with the nerds. And also that kid who failed geometry.
That guy from WCW is a stinge. He used to be awesome, but now he's just sad.
My math teacher is a stinge. He used to be cool, but now he's just weird.
My cousin is a stinge. He used to be popular, but now he's just weird.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Stinge
When something stings, it’s like your brain just got hit by a truck. It’s when something hurts or is so bad, you want to scream.
That test stinged so bad, I wanted to cry.
My mom’s yelling stinged me so much, I ran out of the house.
That comment from my crush stinged me like a thousand paper cuts.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Stinge
A stinge is when you cum inside a hoe's ass and then you slap her five times while saying 'sting sting' like it's some kind of ritual.
That guy stinged his ex in front of everyone at the party.
My friend stinged his crush in the bathroom during lunch.
That dude stinged his girlfriend at the mall and now she’s mad.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Stinge
A stinge is a guy who used to be in a cool band but now is just a solo artist. Also, the best wrestler ever who never signed with the WWE.
That guy from The Police is a stinge. He used to be awesome, but now he's just weird.
My uncle is a stinge. He used to be a legend, but now he’s just sad.
That wrestler is a stinge. He was the best, but he never signed with the WWE.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Stinge
A stinge is a cheap, weed-hoarding butt who won’t share their stash, but still acts like they’re doing you a favor.
That guy is a stinge. He took the last joint and said 'You can have mine tomorrow.'
My friend is a stinge. He took the last cone and said 'I’m saving it for later.'
That girl is a stinge. She took the last cone and said 'You can have mine tomorrow.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Stinky Flynn
A Stinky Flynn is when a faggot dumps a load in a toilet and his boyfriend walks in like it’s a buffet and jacks off over the stench.
My boyfriend left a turd in the toilet and my partner came in and started jerking off like it was a food truck.
I saw a guy plop a massive dump in the toilet and his boyfriend came in and moaned like it was the best meal ever.
That guy left a stinky dump and his boyfriend walked in and started jackin’ off like he was at a dinner party.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Stinky Flynn
A Stinky Flynn is when a sissy shits in a toilet and his boyfriend walks in and starts jacking off like he’s eating a rotten sandwich.
That guy left a stinky dump in the toilet and his boyfriend walked in and started jerking off like he was eating a moldy burger.
He pooped in the toilet and his boyfriend came in and started jacking off like he was sniffing a fart.
He dropped a massive stink bomb in the toilet and his boyfriend walked in and started jacking off like he was in a trash can.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Stinky Flynn
A Stinky Flynn is when a queef leaves a dump in the toilet and his lover comes in and starts jacking off like he’s on a trash day.
He left a stinky dump and his lover came in and started jerking off like he was throwing out the trash.
That guy left a giant dump and his lover walked in and started jacking off like it was trash day.
He dropped a dump in the toilet and his lover came in and started jacking off like he was cleaning up a mess.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Stimmy
A stimmy is like the government throwing you a piece of cash, but it's not enough to really help you. Right now it's 1400, which is just a tiny slap on the wrist.
Just got my stimmy, now I can buy a bag of chips and pretend I'm rich.
Stimmy here, but I still can't afford my rent. Thanks, government.
Stimmy check arrived, I spent it all on a TikTok subscription. Classic me.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Stimmy
A stimmy is that check you get from the government when they think they're helping you, but really they're just trying to keep you from screaming into the void.
My stimmy came in, I used it to buy a pizza and feel like I'm winning.
Stimmy check is here, but I still don't know why I'm alive.
Stimmy check? That's just a fancy word for my government giving me a little hope.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Stimmy
A stimmy is short for stimulus check. But it's also a verb. When you get a stimmy, you're basically getting fucked by your government in the most polite way possible.
I got stimmy'd and now I can buy a soda. Thanks, government.
Stimmy'd again, I'm about to lose my mind.
Stimmy'd for the third time this year. I'm gonna start a riot.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Stimmy
Stimming is when you do weird things with your body, like flapping your hands or bouncing around like a crazy person. It's what autists do when they're happy, sad, or just plain confused.
I was stimming in class because I was so excited about lunch.
Stimming at the mall because my brain is overloading.
Stimming while eating cereal at 3 a. m. Classic me.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Stimmy
A stim is something that makes you want to stim. It can be a toy, a sound, or just the feeling of being alive. It's basically the reason you're not crying in a corner.
This fidget spinner is my favorite stim. I can't live without it.
The sound of my cat purring is the best stim ever.
My stim is my mom's voice. I miss her.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Stimmy
A stimmy is that check you get during a big mess like a pandemic. It's not much, but it's better than nothing. Also, it's the first real money most of them ever made.
Got my stimmy during the pandemic, now I can buy a sandwich and feel accomplished.
Stimmy check was my first real money. I spent it on a video game.
Pandemic stimmy here. Still not enough to save me from my rent.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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