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A Streetsville 10

A girl gets a 10 in Streetsville, but anywhere else she's just a 6 or 7 because Streetsville is too small to handle anything bigger than a 7.

Girl: 'I got a 10 at the party.' Boy: 'You're lucky. Out here, you're a 6.'

Girl: 'He asked me out.' Boy: 'He probably thought you were a 10.' Girl: 'I’m a 10. Out here, I’m a 6.'

Girl: 'I got a 10 on my profile.' Boy: 'You’re a 6.' Girl: 'You’re a 1.'

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A Streetsville 10

A girl is a 10 in Streetsville, but she’s barely a 7 anywhere else because Streetsville is too tiny to know what a real 10 looks like.

Girl: 'I’m a 10.' Boy: 'You’re a 7.' Girl: 'You’re a 2.'

Girl: 'He said I was a 10.' Boy: 'He’s a 6.'

Girl: 'I got a 10 on Tinder.' Boy: 'You’re lucky. Out here, you’re a 5.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Streetsville 10

A girl is a 10 in Streetsville, but she’s just a 6 in the real world because Streetsville doesn’t know real beauty.

Girl: 'I got a 10 at the party.' Boy: 'You’re a 6.' Girl: 'You’re a 1.'

Girl: 'He said I was a 10.' Boy: 'He’s a 5.'

Girl: 'I’m a 10.' Boy: 'You’re a 6. Out here, you’re a 5.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Streetsville 10

A girl is a 10 in Streetsville, but she’s a 6 everywhere else because Streetsville is too small to have real 10s.

Girl: 'I’m a 10.' Boy: 'You’re a 6.' Girl: 'You’re a 3.'

Girl: 'He said I was a 10.' Boy: 'He’s a 7.'

Girl: 'I got a 10 on my profile.' Boy: 'You’re a 6.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Streetsville 10

A girl is a 10 in Streetsville, but she’s only a 6 in real life because Streetsville is too tiny for real 10s.

Girl: 'I’m a 10.' Boy: 'You’re a 6.' Girl: 'You’re a 2.'

Girl: 'He called me a 10.' Boy: 'He’s a 5.'

Girl: 'I got a 10 on Tinder.' Boy: 'Out here, you’re a 5.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Straight Forward Shooting Weekend

The fake story you tell when you’re caught red-handed after getting your friends to cover for you during a major crime spree.

I was at the mall, not at the docks!

I swear I didn’t know the kids were selling candy to get into the club!

I was with my mom, not with the guys who stole the cop’s car!

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Straight Forward Shooting Weekend

The excuse you give when you’re the only one who didn’t get caught in the biggest mess of the year.

I was home watching Netflix, not at the warehouse with the rest of you idiots!

I didn’t know the plan was to kidnap the mayor’s kid!

I was eating pizza, not planning a heist!

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A Straight Forward Shooting Weekend

The story you make up when you’re the last one standing and everyone else is in jail.

I was at the park, not with the guys who took over the school!

I didn’t know we were going to rob the bank!

I was sleeping, not helping the crew steal the cop’s badge!

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A Story For The Boys

You do something so stupid and wild that you get a story for the boys to laugh at for the rest of your life.

I jumped into a lake in my underwear just to show off.

I stole a pizza from a delivery guy and ran away like a thief.

I screamed at a traffic light until it turned green.

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A Story For The Boys

A greeting from the working class of Dublin that sounds like a bad joke. They say it to anyone, even strangers, and they probably think they’re cool.

‘Story bud’ came out of nowhere and hit me like a punch in the gut.

I walked into a bar and the guy behind the counter said ‘Story’ like he was my dad.

My cousin said ‘Story’ to my dog and the dog gave him the dirtiest look.

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A Story For The Boys

A way to ask ‘What’s going on?’ that sounds like you’re from a different planet and you’re tired of everything.

‘Story boys?’ I said when I saw my best friend crying in the middle of the street.

My uncle yelled ‘Story boys?’ when the power went out and the TV broke.

I asked ‘Story boys?’ when the internet crashed and my life fell apart.

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A Story For The Boys

When someone on TikTok takes a simple story and turns it into a 20-minute long rant, and then some guy in the comments yells ‘Chop chop story boy’ like he’s the boss of the internet.

He read a 5-minute story and turned it into a 10-minute rant. Then someone said ‘Chop chop story boy’ and I laughed until I cried.

She read a simple Reddit post and made it sound like a Shakespeare play. Some guy yelled ‘Chop chop story boy’ and it was glorious.

He turned a simple story into a full-blown drama. Then someone said ‘Chop chop story boy’ and I was done with life.

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A Storm with No Rain

A god who loves to punch the sky and make it cry with thunder and lightning, but forgets to bring the rain.

Zeus forgot his umbrella and just threw his lightning fists at the clouds.

Thor got drunk and smashed the sky but forgot to pour the rain.

The sky got yelled at so hard it started crying, but no water came out.

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A Storm with No Rain

When you let your guts go wild without letting your pee join the party.

I took a dump so hard I woke up the toilet.

My bowels had a party and my bladder was left out in the cold.

I pooped like a dragon and left my pee in the shower.

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A Stone

It's just a rock, what else is it gonna be? You're an idiot if you don't know what a stone is!

Bro, you call that a stone? That's a pebble, I've seen bigger rocks in my grandma's garden.

You're a stone? You're more like a brick, you're too much for a stone.

You're not even a stone, you're a rock with a bad attitude.

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A Stone

You're so high you're like a stone, just sitting there, not moving, not thinking, just being a waste of space.

After that whole Reggie and Dro session, I looked like a stone, I couldn't even blink without thinking I was blinking in slow motion.

I was so high I could've been a stone and still outdone a statue.

I sat there like a stone for an hour, just staring at my ceiling like it was my ex.

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A Stone

You think you're a genius, a philosopher, or maybe you think you invented the wheel, but you're just high as hell.

I told my mom I was gonna invent a pizza that flies, and I was so high I thought it was a real idea.

I told my dog I was gonna run a marathon and he looked at me like I was crazy.

I told my teacher I was gonna solve the universe, and she gave me a detention.

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A Stone

You're just staring blankly at nothing, like you're a ghost and your soul is on break.

I sat there like a ghost, just staring at my math test like it was a horror movie.

I was so stoned I looked at my cat like it was a new kind of alien.

I stared at my wall for 45 minutes, and my wall stared back.

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A Stone

You're on Urban Dictionary at 2:09 a. m. because you're too high to do anything else.

I was on Urban Dictionary at 2:09 a. m., looking up the meaning of life, and it turned out it was just weed.

I was looking up 'why is the sky blue' and the answer was 'because it's high' and I believed it.

I looked up 'how to be a philosopher' and found out it just required smoking a lot of weed.

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A Stone

You swear on the Almighty Black P. Stone Nation, and that’s like swearing on God but with more gang vibes.

I swore on the Almighty Black P. Stone Nation, and my mom got mad because I was too loud.

I said I’d never eat another Dorito if I wasn’t sworn on the Black P. Stone Nation.

I swore on the Black P. Stone Nation and my friend got a life sentence for eating my last snack.

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