A Stone
You're on Urban Dictionary at 2:09 a. m. because you're too high to do anything else.
I was on Urban Dictionary at 2:09 a. m., looking up the meaning of life, and it turned out it was just weed.
I was looking up 'why is the sky blue' and the answer was 'because it's high' and I believed it.
I looked up 'how to be a philosopher' and found out it just required smoking a lot of weed.
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