A Storm with No Rain

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A god who loves to punch the sky and make it cry with thunder and lightning, but forgets to bring the rain.
Zeus forgot his umbrella and just threw his lightning fists at the clouds.
Thor got drunk and smashed the sky but forgot to pour the rain.
The sky got yelled at so hard it started crying, but no water came out.
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When you let your guts go wild without letting your pee join the party.
I took a dump so hard I woke up the toilet.
My bowels had a party and my bladder was left out in the cold.
I pooped like a dragon and left my pee in the shower.
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