A Story For The Boys
When someone on TikTok takes a simple story and turns it into a 20-minute long rant, and then some guy in the comments yells ‘Chop chop story boy’ like he’s the boss of the internet.
He read a 5-minute story and turned it into a 10-minute rant. Then someone said ‘Chop chop story boy’ and I laughed until I cried.
She read a simple Reddit post and made it sound like a Shakespeare play. Some guy yelled ‘Chop chop story boy’ and it was glorious.
He turned a simple story into a full-blown drama. Then someone said ‘Chop chop story boy’ and I was done with life.