A Stoner's Riddle
A Stoner's Riddle is like trying to solve a mystery when you're too high to tell if it's a mystery or just your brain giving up.
'I swear I asked for a bagel... or was that a donut... or was that my cat's face... or was that my phone... or was that my mom's voice yelling at me?'
'I said I wanted to go to the beach... or was that the mall... or was that the planet Mars... or was that my brain melting?'
'I said I wanted to eat... or was that sleep... or was that a nap... or was that a vacation... or was that a different life?'