A Stoner's Riddle

'I was gonna say pizza... or maybe tacos... or was that last week? I don't know anymore.'

'I asked for a soda, but now I'm confused if it was a Coke or a Pepsi... or maybe it was a beer... or a wine... or a taco.'

'I said I wanted to go to the store... or was that the park... or was that my mom's house... or was that my ex's house... or was that my dog's house?'

'I swear I asked for a bagel... or was that a donut... or was that my cat's face... or was that my phone... or was that my mom's voice yelling at me?'

'I said I wanted to go to the beach... or was that the mall... or was that the planet Mars... or was that my brain melting?'

'I said I wanted to eat... or was that sleep... or was that a nap... or was that a vacation... or was that a different life?'

'I said I wanted pizza... or was that a sandwich... or was that my ex's face... or was that my dog's face... or was that my brain's face?'

'I said I wanted to go to the store... or was that the park... or was that the moon... or was that my mom's face... or was that my dad's face?'

'I said I wanted to eat... or was that to sleep... or was that to cry... or was that to yell... or was that to throw my phone out the window?'