A Stiff-Necked-People

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A Stiff-Necked-People is the worst kind of stubborn, like when your grandpa refuses to switch from dial-up to Wi-Fi just because he thinks the internet is a conspiracy.

My mom tried to Zoom for Passover, and I looked like a constipated raccoon.

My dad did Easter service on his phone and got a crick in his neck so bad he asked God for a neck massage.

I tried to do a seder with my cousin and we both got neck pain so bad we screamed at each other through the screen.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Stiff-Necked-People is when you're so stubborn you'd rather be in physical agony than admit your way of doing things is outdated.

My aunt did the whole Passover on her laptop, and her neck looked like it was about to explode.

My uncle did the Easter service on his phone while eating a whole ham, and he got a migraine.

I tried to do a seder with my cousin and we both got neck pain so bad we screamed at each other through the screen.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Stiff-Necked-People is when you're so set in your ways you'd rather die than switch to a new way of doing things, even if it means looking like a chicken on a phone call.

My mom tried to Zoom for Passover, and I looked like a constipated raccoon.

My dad did Easter service on his phone and got a crick in his neck so bad he asked God for a neck massage.

My cousin did a seder on her phone and got so sore she cried into her chicken.

by Slangipedia 16d ago