A Sticky willie

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Giving a wet willy but with a rock-hard dong and pre-cum dripping like a dirty faucet

My cousin gave me a sticky willie and I felt like I'd been peed on by a drunk raccoon

My boss did a sticky willie in the break room and I had to clean the floor with my face

My date gave me a sticky willie and I still smell like regret and cum

A Scottish plant that clings to your leg like your ex’s love life

I picked a sticky willie off the sidewalk and it stuck to my sister’s bra

My dog ran into a sticky willie and now he’s covered in green goo

I tried to walk past a sticky willie and it latched onto my pants like a leech

Using baby powder to unstick your balls like you're cleaning a greasy frying pan

I used baby powder to unstick my balls and now my pants smell like a baby’s fart

My brother used baby powder on his sticky willie and it turned into a powder snowball fight

I had to use baby powder after a sticky willie and my socks are now part of the crime scene

When someone shoots cum in your ear like you’re a corny joke

My friend shot cum in my ear and I still hear it in my dreams

My girlfriend gave me a sticky willie and it sounded like a fire alarm

I got a sticky willie and it felt like my ear was being used as a cum receptacle