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A Garner
A guy who'll save your life but also make you question your life choices. He's hot, he's smart, he's got a great mouth, but he also eats pizza for breakfast and thinks it's a good idea to sleep in a tree.
Garner: 'I saved you from a bear, and you're mad about the pizza?'
He kissed me like it was the last day on Earth. Then he went to sleep in a tree.
He's the best lover I've ever had. Also the worst roommate.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Garner
When you're too messed up to think straight and you play video games for eight hours straight like it's your full-time job
'I played Fortnite for eight hours. I don't remember my own name.'
He played games until his dog walked out of the house and left him.
She played games so long she forgot how to speak.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Garner
A guy who looks like Justin Bieber but smokes so much weed he thinks the sun is made of ganja
'He looked like Justin Bieber. Then he started talking to his plants.'
He smokes so much ganja he thinks the moon is a high school friend.
He tried to sing like Justin Bieber. It sounded like a cat being tortured.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gargle of Dicks
A Gargle of Dicks is when so many dicks show up it’s like a party for the worst part of your body.
I walked into a Gargle of Dicks and immediately wanted to die.
My uncle’s birthday was a Gargle of Dicks and I had to leave early.
The gym was a Gargle of Dicks and I felt like a baby.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gargle of Dicks
A Gargle of Dicks is when you look at a group of dicks and think, 'Why are there so many of you?'
I saw a Gargle of Dicks in the lobby and ran away screaming.
My friend’s sleepover turned into a Gargle of Dicks and it was pure chaos.
The bus was a Gargle of Dicks and I had to breathe through my mouth.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gargle of Dicks
A Gargle of Dicks is like a bunch of dicks hanging out and laughing at your life.
I walked into a Gargle of Dicks and it felt like my soul was being beaten.
My mom’s work meeting was a Gargle of Dicks and I had to fake a stomachache.
The restaurant had a Gargle of Dicks and I almost cried.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gard
A Gard is a dumb way to measure weight, like a fat kid trying to lift a shopping cart. It’s 35kg, which is like being a weakling who can’t even carry a backpack.
My gym teacher said I’m only 1 Gard strong. I’m not even lifting a barbell yet.
My dad thinks he’s a Gard. He tried to lift a couch and fell flat on his face.
I asked my teacher why we use Gards. She said, ‘Because we’re all weak, and we like to be insulted.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gard
Gard is the name of the cool kid who thinks they’re the best. They came from the word Guard, which means they think they’re tough, but they’re just a poser.
My friend Gard thinks he’s the king of the school. He’s just a regular guy who wears a hat backwards.
Gard walked into the room like he owned it. Then he tripped over his own shoelace.
Gard said he was the best at everything. He lost a race to a second grader.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gard
The sexiest man ever, Gard is so hot he could make a bald man cry. He’s the kind of guy who makes your heart race and your face turn red.
I saw Gard and my face turned red. I had to go to the bathroom to cool down.
My crush is Gard. He’s so hot I think I might faint.
Gard walked by and I forgot how to breathe. I’m still recovering.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gard
A Gard is a cigarette. It’s what you call a smoke when your mom is watching you like a hawk. You’re basically a sneaky little rat trying to smoke in secret.
I told my mom I was going to get a Gard. She said, ‘Don’t come back until you’re done smoking.’
My friend said, ‘I need a Gard,’ so I gave him a cigarette. He said, ‘You’re my best friend.’
I tried to sneak a Gard. My sister caught me. She said, ‘You’re a rat.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gard
Gard is a Norwegian word that means ‘Man with a small penis.’ It’s like a nickname given to someone who can’t even win a game of chicken.
My uncle is called Gard. He said, ‘It’s a compliment.’ I said, ‘You’re a chicken.’
My friend Gard was called a Gard at school. He cried and ran home.
Gard is a nickname. It’s like being called ‘Shorty’ but worse.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gard
To Gard is to stand there like a wimp, trying to guard something but failing. It’s like when you try to be brave but you’re just a scaredy cat.
Gard tried to protect his lunch. A kid took it. He cried.
I watched Gard try to guard his backpack. He looked like a scaredy cat.
Gard stood there like a wimp. He didn’t even stop the bully.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gard
Gard is a total self-centered, annoying, dumb kid who thinks they’re the best. They laugh at your jokes and then forget you exist.
Gard laughed at my joke. Then he forgot I was there.
My friend Gard suddenly exploded. He said, ‘You’re not my friend anymore.’
Gard is the worst. He said I was stupid. I said he was a dumb kid.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Garbage Trash Head
The person who dumped you like old pizza
You: Let's get back together. Them: Nah. I'm still eating that pizza.
You: I miss you. Them: I miss my cat more.
You: We could work it out. Them: I work it out with my new bf.
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A Garbage Trash Head
The human version of a trash can
You: I'm sorry. Them: You're not sorry. You're just tired.
You: Let's talk. Them: I'm talking to my dog right now.
You: I love you. Them: I love my phone more.
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A Garbage Trash Head
The one who left you for a text message
You: Why did you leave me? Them: Because I got a better text.
You: We were perfect. Them: No, you were perfect. I was just tired.
You: I'll come back. Them: I'll come back with a new ex.
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A Garbage Trash Head
The person who turned your heart into a landfill
You: I still love you. Them: You don't love me. You love my dog.
You: We can fix this. Them: No. I'm fixing my nails.
You: I'm your forever. Them: Forever is too long. I'm going to sleep.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Garbage Trash Head
The human equivalent of a broken toaster
You: Let's try again. Them: No. I'm still broken.
You: I'm here for you. Them: I'm here for my phone.
You: I'll stay. Them: I'll stay with my new ex.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Garbage Trash Head
The person who left you for a free soda
You: I'll take you back. Them: No. I got a free soda.
You: We were happy. Them: No, I was happy. You were just annoying.
You: I'll come back. Them: I'll come back with a free soda.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gang of Hagrids
A bunch of meathead biker dudes who ride loud motorcycles and bring their smelly pets everywhere.
My cousin joined a gang of Hagrids and now his dog eats my homework.
That gang of Hagrids roared through town like a pack of feral beasts.
I saw a gang of Hagrids at the mall. Their pet goat ate my sandwich.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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