A Gard - Gard is a Norwegian word that means ‘Man with a small penis.

Gard is a Norwegian word that means ‘Man with a small penis.’ It’s like a nickname given to someone who can’t even win a game of chicken.

My uncle is called Gard. He said, ‘It’s a compliment.’ I said, ‘You’re a chicken.’

My friend Gard was called a Gard at school. He cried and ran home.

Gard is a nickname. It’s like being called ‘Shorty’ but worse.