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A Devil Hit
When you take a hit so strong it feels like the devil is sitting on your chest and eating your brain for breakfast.
I took a hit so strong, I started talking to the ceiling.
That hit was so strong, my dog started crying.
I took a hit so strong, my mom asked if I was possessed.
A Devil Hit
When you inhale so much smoke it’s like the devil just threw a party in your lungs and forgot to invite the fire department.
That hit was so big, my plants started smoking.
I took a hit so big, my dog ran out of the house screaming.
That hit was so big, my phone started ringing in the middle of the night.
A Devil Hit
When you take a hit so big it feels like the devil just stuffed your mouth with a flaming hot dog and told you to eat it.
I took a hit so big, my neighbor asked if I was having a heart attack.
That hit was so big, my cat ran out of the room screaming.
I took a hit so big, my dog started barking at me like I was a ghost.
A Devan
A fun-killer. The kind of person who makes you want to die just by being alive.
You asked for a joke, and he killed it with a facepalm.
He turned a party into a funeral.
He walked into a room and everyone ran out.
A Devan
The site BaB’s boss. He shows up whenever he feels like it, and he’s got the power to make you lose your mind.
He logged on and the internet exploded.
He spawned 1.00x and the server crashed.
He appeared out of nowhere and everyone screamed.
A Devan
A guy with a huge cock and a hot BF. He’ll do anything for you, even if it means crying in the corner.
He moved mountains just to get you a sandwich.
He did a backflip for your mom.
He cried like a baby to make you happy.
A Devan
A total softie who’ll listen to your problems and give you advice even if you’re a total mess.
She told me my life was a mess, and I believed her.
She gave me advice after I cried in front of everyone.
She took my problems and made them her own.
A Devan
The best friend ever. She’ll light up your life, and if you mess her up, you’ll regret it forever.
She walked in and my day was saved.
She made my boring life exciting.
She turned my sadness into a party.
A Devan
A total sweetheart who treats his girl like a queen, even when she’s being a total nightmare.
He put up with her drama like it was nothing.
He listened to her rant for hours.
He still loved her even when she said no.
A Devan
A guy who’s a bit of a dork, but he still tries. He’s got good advice, even if he’s too shy to say it out loud.
He gave me advice even though he was nervous.
He tried to figure things out, even if he failed.
He was too shy to say what he really thought.
A Deux Deux Trois
Nonsense spewed like a broken toilet. It’s French for ‘A 2 2 3’, because even the French got tired of making sense.
My cousin texted me ‘A Deux Deux Trois’ and I still don’t know what he meant.
She tried to explain her life with ‘A Deux Deux Trois’ and I fell asleep.
He yelled ‘A Deux Deux Trois’ at the bus driver and got kicked off the bus.
A Deux Deux Trois
The kind of random mess only a sleep-deprived person could make. It’s French for ‘A 2 2 3’, because even the French had a bad day.
He said ‘A Deux Deux Trois’ during a Zoom meeting and no one asked him to leave.
She wrote ‘A Deux Deux Trois’ on her math test and got a zero.
My dog barked ‘A Deux Deux Trois’ and I called the vet.
A Deux Deux Trois
Words that don’t want to be friends. It’s French for ‘A 2 2 3’, because even the French are grumpy sometimes.
He said ‘A Deux Deux Trois’ and my mom asked if he was drunk.
She texted me ‘A Deux Deux Trois’ and I said, ‘You’re welcome.’
He used ‘A Deux Deux Trois’ in a rap battle and lost.
A Detroit Sundae
You go to take a dump in a public restroom and find someone else's mess still there because they didn't flush. You now have to take a dump in a Detroit Sundae. It's like a hot mess with no toppings, just grossness.
I walked into the restroom and it looked like a science experiment went wrong. I had to take a dump in a Detroit Sundae.
I tried to do my business and found a half-eaten burrito from 2017. That's a Detroit Sundae.
I thought I was going to the bathroom, but I ended up in a dumpster. That's a Detroit Sundae.
A Detroit Sundae
You try to take a dump, but the toilet looks like it was hit by a truck full of garbage. You now have to take a dump in a Detroit Sundae. It's like eating a taco with no meat, just mess and disappointment.
I walked in and the toilet was like a raccoon had a party in there. That's a Detroit Sundae.
I tried to take a dump and it looked like someone had a food fight in there. That's a Detroit Sundae.
I walked in and the toilet looked like it had been used by a monster. That's a Detroit Sundae.
A Detroit Sundae
You go to take a dump and find another person's mess still there. You now have to take a dump in a Detroit Sundae. It's like taking a dump in a trash can, just gross and full of bad choices.
I went to take a dump and found a previous person's mess. I now have to take a dump in a Detroit Sundae.
I walked into the bathroom and saw a mess that looked like it had been there for years. That's a Detroit Sundae.
I tried to take a dump and found someone's old business in there. That's a Detroit Sundae.
A Determined Forceful Elements
A group of people who won't stop being loud and stupid until someone throws a chair at them.
My cousin's friends at the party were like that. They screamed for three hours and still didn't leave.
The football team's cheerleaders at the game were like that. They yelled so loud I couldn’t hear my own thoughts.
My brother’s band at the talent show was like that. They screamed the whole song and then screamed the encore too.
A Determined Forceful Elements
People who act like they're the most important thing in the world and everyone else is just in the way.
My mom at the grocery store was like that. She blocked the whole aisle just to pick out the last bag of chips.
My teacher at the beginning of class was like that. She talked over me and my friend like we weren't even there.
My uncle at my cousin’s wedding was like that. He argued with the DJ and tried to sing the song himself.
A Determined Forceful Elements
A bunch of people who fight like they're in a wrestling match and don't know when to stop.
My friends at lunch were like that. They knocked over the whole table just to prove who was stronger.
My cousins at my birthday party were like that. They fought over the last slice of cake and ended up spilling punch everywhere.
My neighbors at the park were like that. They tried to see who could throw the ball farther and ended up throwing a chair.
A Determined Forceful Elements
People who yell and scream so much you think they're going to explode.
My brother during math class was like that. He yelled so loud the teacher had to write him a note.
My friends at the concert were like that. They screamed so much I could hear them in the next city.
My mom when she found out I forgot her birthday was like that. She screamed for ten minutes and still wasn’t done.
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