A Devil Hit

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When you take a hit so big it feels like the devil himself just stuck his finger up your nose and lit it on fire.
I took a hit so big my lungs caught on fire.
That hit was so strong, my dog ran out of the room screaming.
I took a hit so big, my mom called the fire department.
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When you inhale so much smoke it’s like the devil is holding a blowtorch to your soul and laughing.
I took a hit so big, I started speaking in tongues.
That hit was so big, my neighbor came to check if I was dead.
I took a hit so big, my plants got high and started dancing.
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When you take a hit so big it feels like the devil just kicked you in the back of the head and gave you a wedgie.
That hit was so big, my cat puked on my shoes.
I took a hit so big, my dad thought I was having a seizure.
That hit was so big, my phone started smoking.
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When you take a hit so strong it feels like the devil is sitting on your chest and eating your brain for breakfast.
I took a hit so strong, I started talking to the ceiling.
That hit was so strong, my dog started crying.
I took a hit so strong, my mom asked if I was possessed.
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When you inhale so much smoke it’s like the devil just threw a party in your lungs and forgot to invite the fire department.
That hit was so big, my plants started smoking.
I took a hit so big, my dog ran out of the house screaming.
That hit was so big, my phone started ringing in the middle of the night.
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When you take a hit so big it feels like the devil just stuffed your mouth with a flaming hot dog and told you to eat it.
I took a hit so big, my neighbor asked if I was having a heart attack.
That hit was so big, my cat ran out of the room screaming.
I took a hit so big, my dog started barking at me like I was a ghost.
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