A Garbage Trash Head

You: Let's get back together. Them: Nah. I'm still eating that pizza.

You: I miss you. Them: I miss my cat more.

You: We could work it out. Them: I work it out with my new bf.

You: I'm sorry. Them: You're not sorry. You're just tired.

You: Let's talk. Them: I'm talking to my dog right now.

You: I love you. Them: I love my phone more.

You: Why did you leave me? Them: Because I got a better text.

You: We were perfect. Them: No, you were perfect. I was just tired.

You: I'll come back. Them: I'll come back with a new ex.

You: I still love you. Them: You don't love me. You love my dog.

You: We can fix this. Them: No. I'm fixing my nails.

You: I'm your forever. Them: Forever is too long. I'm going to sleep.

You: Let's try again. Them: No. I'm still broken.

You: I'm here for you. Them: I'm here for my phone.

You: I'll stay. Them: I'll stay with my new ex.

You: I'll take you back. Them: No. I got a free soda.

You: We were happy. Them: No, I was happy. You were just annoying.

You: I'll come back. Them: I'll come back with a free soda.