A Gard
A Gard is a dumb way to measure weight, like a fat kid trying to lift a shopping cart. It’s 35kg, which is like being a weakling who can’t even carry a backpack.
My gym teacher said I’m only 1 Gard strong. I’m not even lifting a barbell yet.
My dad thinks he’s a Gard. He tried to lift a couch and fell flat on his face.
I asked my teacher why we use Gards. She said, ‘Because we’re all weak, and we like to be insulted.’