Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Dad jokes that make you want to scream and throw your breakfast at the wall

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of being a chicken.

I told my mom I was going to be a baker. She said, 'You're going to be a baker? You're going to be a baker? You're going to be a baker? That's the worst job ever.'

My uncle told a joke about a tomato. I cried.

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A guy who'll save your life but also make you question your life choices. He's hot, he's smart, he's got a great mouth, but he also eats pizza for breakfast and thinks it's a good idea to sleep in a tree.

Garner: 'I saved you from a bear, and you're mad about the pizza?'

He kissed me like it was the last day on Earth. Then he went to sleep in a tree.

He's the best lover I've ever had. Also the worst roommate.

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When you talk about communism for so long you forget what day it is

'Communism is the future. Capitalism is a scam. The moon is made of cheese.'

He went on a 3-hour rant about communism during lunch. I got a free sandwich.

She started talking about Karl Marx. I left.

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The cool mom of the group who knows all your secrets, eats your leftovers, and still gives you life advice even when you're a mess.

'You're going to fail that test. Again. I know because I saw your homework.'

She told me to stop crying over a boy. Then she cried over her ex.

She's the only one who can calm me down after a bad day.

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A guy who'll save your life but also make you question your life choices. He's hot, he's smart, he's got a great mouth, but he also eats pizza for breakfast and thinks it's a good idea to sleep in a tree.

Garner: 'I saved you from a bear, and you're mad about the pizza?'

He kissed me like it was the last day on Earth. Then he went to sleep in a tree.

He's the best lover I've ever had. Also the worst roommate.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

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When you're too messed up to think straight and you play video games for eight hours straight like it's your full-time job

'I played Fortnite for eight hours. I don't remember my own name.'

He played games until his dog walked out of the house and left him.

She played games so long she forgot how to speak.

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A guy who looks like Justin Bieber but smokes so much weed he thinks the sun is made of ganja

'He looked like Justin Bieber. Then he started talking to his plants.'

He smokes so much ganja he thinks the moon is a high school friend.

He tried to sing like Justin Bieber. It sounded like a cat being tortured.

by Slangipedia 17d ago