A Pouss
The French word for grow. Not the other pousse. That one is for pushing.
Pouss means grow. So don't mess it up.
He said 'pouss' like it was a secret.
She was like 'pouss' and then grew a beard.
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A Pouss
Something gross. It can be taste, smell, or something you don’t want to see.
That pizza was a pouss. I threw it away.
His armpits were a pouss. I walked out.
The smell of his socks was a pouss. I cried.
A Pouss
A name for someone who is a total wimp. No balls. Just a loser.
He was a pouss. He ran away from the fight.
She was a pouss. She didn’t even try.
That kid was a pouss. He didn’t even speak up.
A Pouss
A person who can't finish their drink. They're weak and a total disgrace.
He was a pouss. He only drank half the beer.
She was a pouss. She left her soda.
He was a pouss. He couldn’t finish his water.
A Pouss
A sexual position that starts the slap-turtle ritual. It's the beginning of the madness.
They did a pouss and then got slapped. Classic.
That pouss was wild. Then came the slap.
He started with a pouss and then got turtle-slapped.
A Potsticker
A potsticker is when your nuts get stuck to your legs because you sweat so much. Your balls are like grilled cheese on a pan!
My gym class was a potsticker session. I smelled like a wet dog in a sauna.
I looked like a fried chicken leg after that 3-hour workout.
My balls were glued to my thighs so bad, I walked like a turtle.
A Potsticker
A potsticker is a guy who can't stop thinking about Asian girls. He sees them in every noodle bowl.
He stared at the waitress like she was the last dumpling in the world.
He asked the barista if she was from Korea. She said no. He asked if she was from Japan. She said no. He asked if she was Asian. She said no. He cried.
He proposed to a sushi roll. It said no.
A Potsticker
A potsticker is the mess you leave in the toilet after you poop. It's like a crime scene.
The toilet looked like a crime scene after I pooped. There was a trail of poop leading to the wall.
My toilet had a potsticker so big, it looked like a pancake.
The toilet bowl had a potsticker so bad, the next person thought it was a murder.
A Potsticker
A potsticker is the little bits of poop that stick to the toilet bowl after you finish. It's like poop confetti.
I looked in the toilet and saw poop confetti. It was glorious.
My toilet bowl had so much potsticker, it looked like a glitter bomb exploded in there.
After I pooped, the bowl looked like a kid spilled glitter all over it.
A Potsticker
A potsticker is when you poop on a fat girl and then you try to get her to do it back. It's like a poop fight.
He shat on her and then asked her to do the same. She said no. He said, 'You're just scared.'
He pooped on her and then said, 'Let's see if you can beat that.'
He sat on her and pooped on her like it was a game show.
A Potsticker
A potsticker is an Asian girl who won't stop texting you after you bang her. She's like a text message junkie.
She sent me 50 texts after we had sex. I said, 'Are you done yet?' She said, 'No, I'm just getting started.'
She texted me every hour for a week. I got so many messages, my phone died.
She sent me a picture of herself in bed with a message that said, 'I miss you.' I said, 'You just saw me 2 hours ago.'
A Potsticker
A potsticker is when someone picks their nose and then uses their boogers to finger a girl. It's like a nose attack.
He picked his nose and then used his fingers to finger her. It was like a nose and a finger had a baby.
He picked his nose and then said, 'I'm giving you a nose massage.'
He had a booger on his finger and used it to finger her. It was like a booger was making out with her.
A Pouderd Prune
A grandma who slaps on so much makeup it looks like someone tried to turn a shriveled prune into a glamour queen with a face full of glitter and bad decisions.
My aunt looks like a raccoon who got hit by a beauty blog.
She wears more powder than my dog gets in a week.
She tried to do a face mask and it looked like a crime scene.
A Pouderd Prune
A wrinkled old woman who thinks she’s a supermodel, covered in face powder like a prune that got hit by a makeup explosion.
She looks like she tried to paint a prune with a spray can.
She wore so much makeup, I thought she had a second face.
She tried to look young and now she looks like a dead fish.
A Pouderd Prune
An old woman who slaps on so much face powder she looks like a prune that got dipped in glitter and screamed at a mirror.
She looked like a prune that had been through a war and a beauty pageant.
She tried to look young and now she looks like a raccoon with a face full of glitter.
She wore so much makeup, her face looked like a crime scene with glitter.
A Portland pie
A Portland pie is when some brat takes a baseball bat to your car like it’s a pie tin and then leaves a mess of pizza and soda in your seat like it’s a pie filling and lets the sun cook it all like it’s in an oven.
My car looks like a exploded pie and I have no idea who did it.
I came back to my car and it was like a pie that got thrown in the oven with a soda inside.
My car was smashed and there was pizza everywhere. It was like a pie made of trash.
A Portland pie
A Portland pie is when some kid beats the hell out of your car with a stick and then dumps a whole pizza and a can of soda in your car like it’s a pie and leaves it to melt in the sun.
My car was like a pie that got smashed and filled with pizza and soda.
I came back to my car and it was like a pizza that got hit with a stick and left in the sun.
My car was so messed up it looked like someone took a pie and threw it in the oven with a soda inside.
A Portland pie
A Portland pie is when some kid beats the crap out of your car with a bat and then throws a pizza and a soda in it and lets the sun melt it all together like it’s a pie in an oven.
My car was like a pie that got hit with a bat and filled with pizza and soda.
I found my car full of pizza and soda like it was a pie that got baked in the sun.
My car looked like it was in a pie factory and got smashed by a kid.
A Pornography
A special kind of homework that your dad watches when he thinks no one is looking. It’s like a secret club for adults who don’t know how to shut up.
My dad’s closet smells like old pizza and shame.
He said it’s ‘for research.’
He once tried to show me a clip and got caught.
A Pornography
The reason why the internet is so slow. It’s like a virus that infects your dad’s computer and turns it into a meat locker.
95% of the websites are just guys in tight pants.
It’s like a never-ending parade of bad decisions.
Your dad’s computer is like a zombie.