A Pouderd Prune

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A grandma who slaps on so much makeup it looks like someone tried to turn a shriveled prune into a glamour queen with a face full of glitter and bad decisions.
My aunt looks like a raccoon who got hit by a beauty blog.
She wears more powder than my dog gets in a week.
She tried to do a face mask and it looked like a crime scene.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A wrinkled old woman who thinks she’s a supermodel, covered in face powder like a prune that got hit by a makeup explosion.
She looks like she tried to paint a prune with a spray can.
She wore so much makeup, I thought she had a second face.
She tried to look young and now she looks like a dead fish.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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An old woman who slaps on so much face powder she looks like a prune that got dipped in glitter and screamed at a mirror.
She looked like a prune that had been through a war and a beauty pageant.
She tried to look young and now she looks like a raccoon with a face full of glitter.
She wore so much makeup, her face looked like a crime scene with glitter.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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