A Potsticker
A potsticker is a guy who can't stop thinking about Asian girls. He sees them in every noodle bowl.
He stared at the waitress like she was the last dumpling in the world.
He asked the barista if she was from Korea. She said no. He asked if she was from Japan. She said no. He asked if she was Asian. She said no. He cried.
He proposed to a sushi roll. It said no.