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A Sanford Moment
A Sanford Moment is when you chase love like it's the last piece of pizza and forget everything else.
"I’m not chasing fantasy, I’m just…", said by a man who just started dating his coworker.
"I’m not escaping my problems, I’m just…", said by a man who just quit his job to be with his soulmate.
"I’m not risking my career, I’m just…", said by a man who just got fired for dating his coworker.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sandy Osama
When two guys are going at it, but their beards are so scratchy they rip each other’s wieners to shreds.
My beard is like a cheese grater and I'm getting it from both sides.
We were going strong until my beard came out like a piranha.
He looked like he got attacked by a raccoon during sex.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sandy Osama
Two dudes trying to get it on, but their beards are so rough they end up looking like they got beaten by a goat.
We were going at it until my beard came out like a cat scratcher.
He looked like he got run over by a beard train.
I was halfway through and my beard turned into a beard war.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sandy Osama
When two guys try to get busy, but their beards are so scratchy they end up looking like they got flogged by a beard army.
My beard came out like a dragon and he got eaten by it.
He looked like he got dragged through a beard forest.
We were getting it on until my beard came out like a beard tornado.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sanddusky
When you tease little boys in the shower after gym class and make them cry because you're a cruel monster.
I got sanddusky'd by the big guys again today. I still have soap in my hair.
They took my towel and made me stand in the cold water like a baby.
I did sanddusky to the new kid. He cried so hard he made the shower floor wet.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sanddusky
The worst kind of torture in the locker room when you mess with little boys while they're getting cleaned up.
I was sanddusky'd so bad I had to wear a towel on my head for the rest of the day.
They laughed at me when I slipped on the wet floor. That's sanddusky.
The sanddusky started when I got soap in my eyes. I still can't see straight.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sanddusky
When you annoy little boys in the shower until they beg you to stop and promise they'll never tell anyone.
I got sanddusky'd so much I promised I'd never say a word about it. I lied.
They kept squirting me with the shower head until I begged for mercy.
I was sanddusky'd so hard I didn't even want to go to gym class anymore.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Samurai
A samurai is when three guys line up and the middle one yanks the other two off like they’re bad at sex.
My cousin tried to be a samurai, but he got yanked off twice.
I saw my uncle do it in the bathroom.
My teacher said, ‘If you don’t get this, you’re the outside man.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Samurai
A samurai is the biggest group of people on YouTube. They’re run by a guy named Coryxkenshin, who’s basically a god.
I joined the samurai just to get free memes.
Coryxkenshin said I was the best samurai ever.
My mom’s a samurai now because she watched 10 hours of videos.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Samurai
A samurai is a Japanese guy who wore a sword and fought like a crazy person. He was super rich and got to be a lord.
My grandpa said he was a samurai once.
My friend tried to be one but got beaten up.
I drew a samurai on my math test.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Samurai
A samurai is a rich Japanese fighter who had to follow a strict rule of being super loyal and awesome. If they messed up, they would cut themselves open like it was a party.
My brother tried to be a samurai and got cut open.
I watched a samurai cut himself open on TikTok.
My mom said she would cut herself open if I failed math.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Samurai
A samurai is the biggest group on YouTube. They are run by a guy named Coryxkenshin who is a total legend.
My mom joined the samurai just to get free memes.
Coryxkenshin said I was the best samurai ever.
I asked to be a samurai and got accepted.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Samurai
A samurai is a Japanese warrior who fought super hard and never let anyone dishonor them. They would rather cut themselves open than let someone laugh at them.
I would cut myself open if my math test was bad.
My brother said he would cut himself open if he failed algebra.
My friend tried to be a samurai and got cut open.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Samurai
A samurai is a Japanese fighter who followed a strict rule of honor. They were super loyal and would kill themselves if they messed up.
I tried to be a samurai and got cut open.
My sister said she would kill herself if she failed math.
I drew a samurai on my math test.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Samuel L.
When you take a huge swig of someone's drink or scarf down their food like it's your last meal, and you don't ask for permission first.
I took a sip of your soda and now I'm gonna finish your whole lunch.
He ate my burger like I wasn't even there.
She drank my coffee and now she's asking for seconds.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Samuel L.
A god in the actor world. You gotta say 'L' every time you mention him, or he'll come after you with a shotgun.
Samuel L. Jackson? That’s how you say it, or you’re dead.
Don’t you dare call him 'Samuel L', he’ll kill you.
If you forget the 'L', he’ll haunt your dreams.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Samuel L.
A total bad-ass, mother-fucker. No one messes with him.
He’s a total bad-ass, mother-fucker.
That man is a mother-fucker with a side of bad-ass.
He’s so bad-ass, he could beat up your mom.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Samuel L.
He’s a total bad-ass, mother-fucker. You know he’s a bad-ass because he was in Pulp Fiction with Quentin Tarantino, who’s also a bad-ass mother-fucker.
He’s a total bad-ass, mother-fucker.
Quentin Tarantino’s also a bad-ass, so that makes him double bad.
He’s the king of bad-ass mother-fuckers.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Samuel L.
The black guy in every movie or TV show. He’s always there, even when he doesn’t need to be.
He’s in every movie, even the ones that don’t need him.
Every time there’s a movie, he shows up.
He’s like the black guy in every movie, always there, always annoyed.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Samuel L.
A black actor who’s been in every movie ever. He’s like the human version of a movie poster.
He’s been in every movie, even the ones he didn’t want to be in.
He’s like the human version of a movie poster, he’s everywhere.
Every movie has him in it, even the boring ones.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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