A Samurai

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A samurai is when three guys line up and the middle one yanks the other two off like they’re bad at sex.
My cousin tried to be a samurai, but he got yanked off twice.
I saw my uncle do it in the bathroom.
My teacher said, ‘If you don’t get this, you’re the outside man.’
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A samurai is the biggest group of people on YouTube. They’re run by a guy named Coryxkenshin, who’s basically a god.
I joined the samurai just to get free memes.
Coryxkenshin said I was the best samurai ever.
My mom’s a samurai now because she watched 10 hours of videos.
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A samurai is a Japanese guy who wore a sword and fought like a crazy person. He was super rich and got to be a lord.
My grandpa said he was a samurai once.
My friend tried to be one but got beaten up.
I drew a samurai on my math test.
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A samurai is a rich Japanese fighter who had to follow a strict rule of being super loyal and awesome. If they messed up, they would cut themselves open like it was a party.
My brother tried to be a samurai and got cut open.
I watched a samurai cut himself open on TikTok.
My mom said she would cut herself open if I failed math.
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A samurai is the biggest group on YouTube. They are run by a guy named Coryxkenshin who is a total legend.
My mom joined the samurai just to get free memes.
Coryxkenshin said I was the best samurai ever.
I asked to be a samurai and got accepted.
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A samurai is a Japanese warrior who fought super hard and never let anyone dishonor them. They would rather cut themselves open than let someone laugh at them.
I would cut myself open if my math test was bad.
My brother said he would cut himself open if he failed algebra.
My friend tried to be a samurai and got cut open.
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A samurai is a Japanese fighter who followed a strict rule of honor. They were super loyal and would kill themselves if they messed up.
I tried to be a samurai and got cut open.
My sister said she would kill herself if she failed math.
I drew a samurai on my math test.
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