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A Steven Crowder
A guy who hides his gayness like it's a secret crime and yells at other gay people like they're his enemies.
'I'm not gay, I'm just a regular guy who hates faggots!'
He called another gay man a 'fag hag' in a live debate.
He threatened to punch a guy just for saying he liked men.
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A Steven Crowder
A right-wing clown who lies to people and calls minorities names while wearing a gun like he's some kind of tough guy.
He called a Black man a 'monkey' on live TV.
He ran away from a debate like a scared kid.
He said he'd 'punch Sam Seder in the face' if he didn't agree with him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Steven Crowder
A loudmouth who pretends to be open-minded but just wants to prove other people wrong in the worst way.
He said, 'Change my mind!' but then laughed at everyone who disagreed with him.
He called a woman a 'man-hating liberal' for no reason.
He asked a guy to 'prove he's not a man' just to argue.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Steven Crowder
When someone says they want to learn something, but they're just there to brag about how wrong they are.
He posted, 'Male privilege is a myth. Change my mind!' then ignored everyone who disagreed.
He used the meme to argue about women's rights like it was a joke.
He said, 'I don't need to change my mind, I'm already right!'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Steve Job Pro
A Steve Job Pro is when you smash your Macbook Pro shut on your junk right when you're about to blow your load like a rocket.
I was typing my essay when I felt the climax hit. I slammed my laptop on my cock like it was my enemy.
During a Zoom call with my crush, I had a massive climax and closed my laptop on my cock like it was a trap.
I was in the middle of a big climax and my Macbook Pro became my new best friend, by force.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Steve Job Pro
A Steve Job Pro is when you shut your Macbook Pro on your nuts so hard it feels like you just got hit by a truck during an orgasm.
My laptop was my only witness when I closed it on my balls like it was a guilty crime.
I was having the best climax ever, and my Macbook Pro shut on my nuts like it was revenge.
During a meeting with my boss, I closed my laptop on my cock like I was trying to kill him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Steve Job Pro
A Steve Job Pro is when you slam your Macbook Pro on your cock so hard it feels like Steve Jobs himself is punishing you for your sins.
I was typing my final exam when my climax hit, and I slammed my laptop on my cock like it was my last hope.
During a video call with my crush, I closed my Macbook on my cock like it was a love letter to my pain.
I had a major climax and my laptop became my new enemy, slamming down on my cock like it was a war.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Steve
A Steve is a guy who is good at life and doesn't brag about it. He's a total legend, but he's too nice to say it. Everyone else is just sad people who can't handle their failures.
Yo, you're a Steve. You're like the king of chill and I'm just the guy who texts you when he's hungover.
Steve walks into a room, and the whole room gets a little bit more confident.
That guy who got the job, the raise, and still remembered to bring donuts? That's a Steve.
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A Steve
When you're so sure of something you just say 'On Steve' like it's the only thing that matters. Steve is just Steve. Don't question it.
'I swear I'm going to beat him up.' 'On Steve.'
'Why did you fail the test?' 'On Steve.'
'You're gonna fail this class.' 'On Steve.'
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A Steve
A Steve is the guy who always has your back. He'll tell you the truth, even if it hurts. He's like the guy who's your best friend and your crush at the same time.
'You're gonna fail this class.' 'Don't worry, Steve's got your back.'
'You look like a mess.' 'That's what Steve said.'
Steve told me the truth. I'm still mad at him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Steve
A Steve is the main guy in Minecraft. He's the one who builds the house, kills the boss, and still has time to chat.
'I beat the Ender Dragon.' 'That's not a Steve.'
Steve is the guy who builds the house and still has time to eat a sandwich.
Steve doesn't even need armor to kill the boss.
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A Steve
A Steve is the best guy in the world. He's sweet, smart, and always knows what to say.
'You're the best guy in the world.' 'That's what Steve said.'
'Steve's the best.'
'Steve's got the best lines.'
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A Steve
You say 'A Steve' to someone who is good but not the absolute best. It's like saying 'You're good, but not the best.'
'You're good, but not a Steve.'
'You're a Steve, but not the best.'
He's good, but not a Steve.
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A Steve
A Stevee is a girl who's got everything. She's got a great body, a great brain, and a great sense of humor. She's also a total tease.
'She's a Stevee, and I'm just the guy who texts her when he's hungover.'
Stevee is the girl who makes the whole class laugh and still gets the best grades.
That Stevee just made the teacher blush.
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A Stephen
A Stephen is a human who thinks he’s a god. He’ll love you to death, but if you say one wrong thing, he’ll throw a tantrum like a toddler who can’t find their favorite toy.
Stephen: 'I’m gonna die if you don’t text me back right now.'
Stephen: 'You broke my heart, I’m gonna write a song about it.'
Stephen: 'You don’t even know how much I love you.'
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A Stephen
A Stephen is a human who sits at your desk like a zombie and naps while still being perfect.
Stephen: 'I’m napping, but I’m still perfect.'
Stephen: 'I fell asleep in math class, but I’m still perfect.'
Stephen: 'I’m napping like a champ.'
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A Stephen
A Stephen is a human who talks too much and thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread.
Stephen: 'I’m the best thing since sliced bread.'
Stephen: 'I’m so deep, I could write a book.'
Stephen: 'You don’t even know how special you are to me.'
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A Stephen
A Stephen is a human who overthinks everything and loves to sing like he’s on stage.
Stephen: 'I’m singing this song for you, and it’s gonna be amazing.'
Stephen: 'I can’t stop thinking about this, it’s driving me crazy.'
Stephen: 'I’m gonna sing you to sleep.'
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A Stephen
A Stephen is a human who tells you the truth even when it hurts, and he’ll never shut up about it.
Stephen: 'You’re the worst, I’m telling you the truth.'
Stephen: 'I’m not lying, I’m telling you the truth.'
Stephen: 'You don’t even know how honest I am.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Stephen
A Stephen is a human who’s so good, he might just be a god in disguise.
Stephen: 'I’m so good, I could be a god.'
Stephen: 'You’re lucky to have me.'
Stephen: 'I’m the best, and you know it.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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