A YouTube is when someone does something so dumb it makes your brain hurt and you want to punch them. It's also when someone is so smart they make you feel like a idiot for even existing.
'Bro, why did you upload a 3-hour video of you eating cereal?'
'That algorithm is the worst, it turned my 200-sub channel into a 20-sub nightmare.'
'I got demonetized for a 5-second ad. I’m gonna cry.'
A YouTube is someone or something so smart they probably got into college with ease. Or it's someone or something so dumb they probably got into college by accident.
'This guy has 10 million subs and he still argues about which brand of cereal is better.'
'She got 100 likes for a video where she just said, 'Hi.''
'He got banned for 3 days for using a 2-second clip from a song.'
A YouTube is when someone is so smart they make you feel like a loser for even trying. It's also when someone is so clueless they probably think the moon is made of cheese.
'This guy is a genius, he made a video about how to make a sandwich and it got 1 million views.'
'She got 10,000 likes for a video that was just her screaming.'
'He got copyright struck for using a 10-second clip of a song.'
A YouTube is when someone does something so stupid it's like watching a cat fight a robot. It's also when someone is so smart they probably got into a top college and then became a millionaire.
'He did a 3-hour livestream just to argue about which cereal is better.'
'She got 500 likes for a video that was just her saying, 'Hello.''
A YouTube is when someone acts so dumb it's like they were born in a trash can. It's also when someone is so smart they probably got into college by accident and now they're rich.
'He uploaded a 2-hour video of him eating cereal and it only got 20 likes.'
YouTube is a website where you upload videos and make money. It's also a money-hungry beast that takes your money and gives you a tiny amount in return. The support is worse than your ex's attitude.
'I got 100 subs, but I have to pay 50% of my earnings to YouTube.'
'They blocked my video for using a 10-second clip.'
'I got suspended for no reason and it took me 2 weeks to get it back.'
A Youpje is when you leap off a flight of stairs like you're some kind of hero, only to trip and faceplant into the floor while everyone laughs at you like you're the joke.
I did a Youpje off the main stairs and landed in a puddle. My shoes are now soggy and my dignity is dead.
He tried a Youpje and got stuck in the stairwell. Now he’s stuck with the smell of old socks forever.
She did a Youpje and screamed like a banshee. The teachers gave her a detention for being loud.
A Youpje is when you decide to be cool by jumping off stairs, only to realize you’re just a sad kid who thinks being cool means falling in front of people.
I tried a Youpje and landed on a kid. Now we both have a bruise and a reputation for being dumb.
He did a Youpje and fell into a trash can. His hair is now full of pizza crusts.
She did a Youpje and got stuck in a doorway. Her pants are now inside out and she’s stuck.
A Youpje is when you jump off stairs like you’re trying to be a movie star, but you’re just a kid who thinks falling is cool and nobody else agrees with you.
I did a Youpje and hit my head. Now I have a bump and a reputation for being clumsy.
He did a Youpje and landed on a kid’s backpack. Now he has a black eye and a new nickname.
She did a Youpje and slipped on a banana peel. Now she’s the school’s official clown.
A Youpje is when you jump off stairs like you’re trying to be a superhero, only to fall flat on your face and everyone laughs at you like you’re the punchline.
I did a Youpje and landed in a puddle. My shoes are soggy and my face is wet.
He did a Youpje and fell into a pile of leaves. Now he smells like a compost bin.
She did a Youpje and tripped over a kid. Now they’re both in trouble for being dumb.
A Youpje is when you jump off stairs like you're trying to be a rockstar, only to fall on your face and everyone laughs at you like you're the dumbest kid in school.
I did a Youpje and landed on a kid's backpack. Now he's got a black eye and I have a reputation for being clumsy.
He did a Youpje and landed in a puddle. Now his shoes are soggy and he smells like a wet sock.
She did a Youpje and tripped over a chair. Now she's got a bruise and everyone makes fun of her.
A Young Jeffrey has a ton of cigarettes and candy; they’re like a damn breadcrumb trail if you’re trying to find this piece of shit. Who the hell would want to find them?
I found three packs of smokes in the trash, and I still can’t find him.
He left a trail of butts from the bus to the snack bar.
I walked past six spittoons and still didn’t find him.
A Young Jeffrey talks like he’s in a spelling bee with a hangover. He says 'coarx' instead of 'coarse' and no one knows what the hell he’s talking about.
He said 'pneumonia' like it was a curse.
He spelled 'because' as 'becaues' and called it a 'bachelor's degree.'
He tried to say 'allegory' and it came out as 'allergy soup.'
A Young Jeffrey tries to be big and loud, but you just yell back and tell him to shut up. Then he starts apologizing like it’s the end of the world and tries to hug you.
He yelled at me like he was a lion and I was a mouse. I just yelled back and told him to shut up.
He tried to sound tough, but I just said, 'Yeah, shut up, loser.'
He yelled, I yelled, and then he tried to hug me like I was his best friend.