A Steve Job Pro
A Steve Job Pro is when you shut your Macbook Pro on your nuts so hard it feels like you just got hit by a truck during an orgasm.
My laptop was my only witness when I closed it on my balls like it was a guilty crime.
I was having the best climax ever, and my Macbook Pro shut on my nuts like it was revenge.
During a meeting with my boss, I closed my laptop on my cock like I was trying to kill him.