A Stephen
A Stephen is a human who thinks he’s a god. He’ll love you to death, but if you say one wrong thing, he’ll throw a tantrum like a toddler who can’t find their favorite toy.
Stephen: 'I’m gonna die if you don’t text me back right now.'
Stephen: 'You broke my heart, I’m gonna write a song about it.'
Stephen: 'You don’t even know how much I love you.'