A Samuel L.

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When you take a huge swig of someone's drink or scarf down their food like it's your last meal, and you don't ask for permission first.
I took a sip of your soda and now I'm gonna finish your whole lunch.
He ate my burger like I wasn't even there.
She drank my coffee and now she's asking for seconds.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A god in the actor world. You gotta say 'L' every time you mention him, or he'll come after you with a shotgun.
Samuel L. Jackson? That’s how you say it, or you’re dead.
Don’t you dare call him 'Samuel L', he’ll kill you.
If you forget the 'L', he’ll haunt your dreams.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A total bad-ass, mother-fucker. No one messes with him.
He’s a total bad-ass, mother-fucker.
That man is a mother-fucker with a side of bad-ass.
He’s so bad-ass, he could beat up your mom.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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He’s a total bad-ass, mother-fucker. You know he’s a bad-ass because he was in Pulp Fiction with Quentin Tarantino, who’s also a bad-ass mother-fucker.
He’s a total bad-ass, mother-fucker.
Quentin Tarantino’s also a bad-ass, so that makes him double bad.
He’s the king of bad-ass mother-fuckers.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The black guy in every movie or TV show. He’s always there, even when he doesn’t need to be.
He’s in every movie, even the ones that don’t need him.
Every time there’s a movie, he shows up.
He’s like the black guy in every movie, always there, always annoyed.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A black actor who’s been in every movie ever. He’s like the human version of a movie poster.
He’s been in every movie, even the ones he didn’t want to be in.
He’s like the human version of a movie poster, he’s everywhere.
Every movie has him in it, even the boring ones.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A god among mortals. He’s always mad, always kicking ass, and he never talks, he just yells. He kills snakes on planes and he’s best friends with Chuck Norris.
He’s a god among mortals, and he’s always yelling.
He kills snakes on planes and he’s friends with Chuck Norris.
He doesn’t talk, he just yells and kicks ass.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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