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A Nanc
A nance is a guy who acts like a girl. He’s a fag, a wimp, and he’s more woman than man.
He wore a dress to work and cried when his boss yelled at him.
He cried over a broken crayon like it was a tragedy.
He ran away from a fight like he was scared of a squirrel.
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A Nanc
A nance is when someone rams your butt with a big strap-on and you end up in the ER with a broken nose and a soul.
A black guy with a 10-inch strap-on hit me like I was a piñata.
A Latina lady with a strapon hit me and I cried like a baby.
I got nanced and my face looked like a meatball.
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A Nanc
To nance is to make everyone laugh like you just told the funniest joke in the history of the world.
He made the whole class laugh when he ate a whole pizza in one bite.
He told a joke so funny my dog laughed.
He made my mom laugh so hard she cried.
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A Nanc
A nance is a old white lady who can’t use a phone and still thinks WordArt is a real thing.
She used Comic Sans and cried when the internet went down.
She thought TikTok was a new kind of cereal.
She got confused when I said ‘text me’ and asked for a typewriter.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Nanc
A nance is when two closeted guys like each other but are too chicken to say it out loud.
They stared at each other like they were in love but were too scared to talk.
They sat next to each other on the bus and blushed like tomatoes.
They got flustered when they saw each other at the mall.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Nanc
A nance is a ship name for two guys who like each other but are too scared to admit it. They’re both bottom gays.
They ship together like they’re in a boy band.
They pretend they don’t like each other but they do.
They text each other every day but don’t say it out loud.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Napoleon
When you shove two twin beds together to make a king bed, like a desperate man trying to look fancy.
My mom and dad did this to save money, and now I have to sleep on a bed that smells like old socks and regret.
My cousin tried this with a couch and a chair, and it looked like a bad divorce.
My friend’s dog tried this with two pillows and a blanket, and it was just sad.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Napoleon
When a short guy tries to act tough because he’s not tall enough to be intimidating, like a shrimp in a tank full of sharks.
My neighbor yells at the mailman every day because he’s 5'2" and thinks he’s a tough guy.
My cousin’s ex tried to be cool by saying ‘I could take you’ and then ran when I walked in.
My brother once tried to fight a guy who was 6'5" and just cried in the middle of the street.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Napoleon
A tiny dead guy who probably got hit by a bus and didn’t even have time to be mad about it.
My grandma’s cousin died in a car crash and was just a tiny skeleton in a casket.
My friend’s pet rat was a Napoleon and died in a rat fight.
My uncle’s brother was a tiny guy who got buried in a tiny coffin and probably thought it was a luxury.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Napoleon
A guy who was super smart, super strong, and somehow managed to make France look like a mess, even though he was awesome.
He took over France and then started a war with Russia because he was too proud.
He fought so hard, even when it was freezing, and still had the guts to walk through mud with his soldiers.
He was so cool, even when he got defeated, he still had people following him like he was a rockstar.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Napoleon
When you stick all four fingers in something, like a tiny guy with a tiny ego trying to look cool.
My brother did this during a party and looked like a confused lobster.
My friend tried it in the shower and got yelled at by his mom.
My cousin did this in the middle of a dance and got laughed at by the whole school.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Napoleon
A tiny guy from Corsica who took over France and then got kicked out because he was too much for the people.
He fought so many wars, he made France tired and they just wanted to be left alone.
He invaded Russia and lost 400,000 soldiers because he was too proud.
He came back in 1815, fought at Waterloo, and then got kicked out again, like a broken toy.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Napoleon
When you stack stuff on top of each other, like a fancy chef making a pastry that looks like it’s trying to escape.
My mom makes a Napoleon every Sunday and it looks like a pastry trying to get out of a cake prison.
My friend’s pastry looked like it was about to cry from being too full.
My cousin’s puff pastry was so layered, it had a life of its own.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Nant Nother
A nothing so small it doesn’t even deserve to be called a nothing. It’s like a fart in a hurricane and nobody cares.
I got a raise of $1. That’s a Nant Nother.
My dog’s new toy is a Nant Nother.
This app update is a Nant Nother.
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A Nant Nother
A thing so useless it makes a doorknob look like a genius. It’s the dirt on your shoe’s dirt.
This meeting was a Nant Nother. I could’ve slept through it.
My brother’s opinion is a Nant Nother.
That cake was a Nant Nother. It tasted like regret.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Nant Nother
A nothing so tiny it’s like a pebble in a mountain’s eye. It’s the reason you got fired from the last job.
That promotion was a Nant Nother. I’m still a nobody.
My ex’s texts are a Nant Nother.
That movie was a Nant Nother. I fell asleep mid-battle.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Nancy Drew Morning
When you wake up with a brain full of static and no idea who you are or why you're in a stranger's kitchen wearing their socks.
I woke up in my neighbor's living room wearing his pants and a shirt that said 'I survived the 2008 financial crisis.'
My roommate found me in the park wearing a hat and screaming at a pigeon like it owed me money.
I texted my mom and said, 'I think I might have died and came back as a confused version of myself.'
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A Nancy Drew Morning
The morning after you drank like a fire hydrant and your brain is trying to remember if you're a person or a punchline.
I tried to answer my phone and it came out like a question. 'Is this a yes or a no?'
I walked into my job wearing a shirt inside out and forgot my name.
I texted my best friend and said, 'I think I drank the entire ocean.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Nancy Drew Morning
When you wake up with no memory and your body feels like it was in a car crash and your brain was the one who lost.
I tried to brush my teeth and my phone rang. I answered it and said, 'Hello?' like it was a surprise.
I showed up to work wearing my pajamas and my boss said, 'You look like you just got out of jail.'
I texted my sister and said, 'I think I might have turned into a monster last night.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Nancy Drew Morning
When you wake up like you just got hit by a truck and your brain is still trying to figure out why you're in a stranger's house wearing their shoes.
I tried to make coffee and it came out like a science experiment. 'Is this a drink or a curse?'
I walked into my boss's office and said, 'I think I might have taken over your job.'
I called my mom and said, 'I think I drank the entire universe.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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