Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A nance is when a guy stares at another guy’s junk like it’s a free pizza. They sneak up on you and hit you with a side of shame.

He stared at me in the grocery line like I was a buffet.

He looked at my guy friend like he was a snack.

He saw my dad’s junk and blinked like it was a surprise.

2

A nance is a guy who acts like a girl. He’s a fag, a wimp, and he’s more woman than man.

He wore a dress to work and cried when his boss yelled at him.

He cried over a broken crayon like it was a tragedy.

He ran away from a fight like he was scared of a squirrel.

3

A nance is when someone rams your butt with a big strap-on and you end up in the ER with a broken nose and a soul.

A black guy with a 10-inch strap-on hit me like I was a piñata.

A Latina lady with a strapon hit me and I cried like a baby.

I got nanced and my face looked like a meatball.

4

To nance is to make everyone laugh like you just told the funniest joke in the history of the world.

He made the whole class laugh when he ate a whole pizza in one bite.

He told a joke so funny my dog laughed.

He made my mom laugh so hard she cried.

5

A nance is a old white lady who can’t use a phone and still thinks WordArt is a real thing.

She used Comic Sans and cried when the internet went down.

She thought TikTok was a new kind of cereal.

She got confused when I said ‘text me’ and asked for a typewriter.

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A nance is when two closeted guys like each other but are too chicken to say it out loud.

They stared at each other like they were in love but were too scared to talk.

They sat next to each other on the bus and blushed like tomatoes.

They got flustered when they saw each other at the mall.

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A nance is a ship name for two guys who like each other but are too scared to admit it. They’re both bottom gays.

They ship together like they’re in a boy band.

They pretend they don’t like each other but they do.

They text each other every day but don’t say it out loud.