A Nancy Drew Morning - When you wake up like you just got hit by a truck and your b

When you wake up like you just got hit by a truck and your brain is still trying to figure out why you're in a stranger's house wearing their shoes.

I tried to make coffee and it came out like a science experiment. 'Is this a drink or a curse?'

I walked into my boss's office and said, 'I think I might have taken over your job.'

I called my mom and said, 'I think I drank the entire universe.'