A Nancy Drew Morning - When you wake up with no memory and your body feels like it

When you wake up with no memory and your body feels like it was in a car crash and your brain was the one who lost.

I tried to brush my teeth and my phone rang. I answered it and said, 'Hello?' like it was a surprise.

I showed up to work wearing my pajamas and my boss said, 'You look like you just got out of jail.'

I texted my sister and said, 'I think I might have turned into a monster last night.'