A Nancy Drew Morning - The morning after you drank like a fire hydrant and your bra

The morning after you drank like a fire hydrant and your brain is trying to remember if you're a person or a punchline.

I tried to answer my phone and it came out like a question. 'Is this a yes or a no?'

I walked into my job wearing a shirt inside out and forgot my name.

I texted my best friend and said, 'I think I drank the entire ocean.'