A freck Ton
it’s like the universe threw everything at you at once
I got a freck ton of work and I’m gonna die
She gave me a freck ton of gifts and I don’t know what to do
This freck ton of noise is driving me crazy
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A freaking goodie
A freaking goodie is when a Black guy’s head is so smooth and shiny it looks like it was polished by a million monkeys with a mop and a swear jar. You can’t help but snap a pic and send it to your squad with a loud ‘Oooooo’ and a bongo beat in your head.
I saw this guy walking down the street and my phone almost fell out of my hand trying to take a pic. Ooooooo 🥁
My cousin’s uncle’s head is a freaking goodie. I texted my whole family and we all laughed until my mom cried.
My gym teacher’s head is so good I almost asked him if he was a god.
A freaking goodie
A freaking goodie is the kind of bald head that makes you want to kiss it. It’s so clean it’s like it was washed by a saint and dried with a swear word. You snap a pic and send it to your homies with a loud ‘Ooooo’ and a bongo beat in your soul.
My neighbor’s head is so good I think he’s trying to flirt with me. Ooooooo 🥁
My brother’s head is a freaking goodie. I sent it to my whole class and they all started laughing in math.
My boss’s head is so clean I almost asked for a raise.
A freaking goodie
A freaking goodie is when a Black guy’s head is so smooth you could slide a coin across it. It’s so good you can’t help but take a pic and send it to your squad with a loud ‘Ooooo’ and a bongo beat that makes your neighbor’s dog howl.
My friend’s head is so good I took a pic and sent it to my crush. She texted me back with a heart emoji.
My uncle’s head is a freaking goodie. I sent it to my whole family and we all laughed until my dad snored in the middle of it.
My teacher’s head is so smooth I almost tried to put a coin on it during class.
A fraudulent re-labeling racket
A fake label scam that ends with a kid getting fed to a goat.
The priest said it was a donation, but it was a goat dinner.
My cousin got labeled 'chicken' and never came home.
The school said it was a field trip, but it was a meat market.
A fraudulent re-labeling racket
A lying label game where kids get gutted for profit.
They told my brother it was a pizza party, but it was a slaughterhouse.
The labels were fake, and the kids were real meat.
My friend got re-labeled 'beef' and got stuck in a freezer.
A fraudulent re-labeling racket
A fake label hustle that turns kids into meat for rich folks.
My neighbor’s kid was labeled 'lamb' and got sold at the market.
They called it a trade, but it was a meat sale.
The re-labeling was fake, and the kid got carved up.
A franceman
A person who thinks they're French, even if they’re not and probably don’t know how to pronounce their own name.
'I'm not French, I'm a Franceman!' said the guy who spelled his own name wrong.
She claimed to be French just because she liked baguettes and bad wine.
He said he was a Franceman because he once tried to say 'merci' and it came out like 'mercy'.
A franceman
A person who’s too proud to admit they’re not French, even when they’re clearly not.
He refused to admit he wasn’t French, even though he couldn’t speak French and hated croissants.
She said she was a Franceman because she once saw a Frenchman on TV and thought she looked like him.
He claimed to be a Franceman just to make his girlfriend feel special, even though he didn’t know what ‘bonjour’ meant.
A franceman
A person who believes being French is a superpower and that everyone else is just pretending to be normal.
He told his mom he was a Franceman and that she wasn’t even a real Frenchman because she didn’t like French fries.
She said she could beat any real Frenchman in a duel and that it was because she was a Franceman.
He claimed he was a Franceman because he could recite the alphabet in French and that was somehow impressive.
A franceman
A person who’s not French but acts like they are, even when they’re clearly not and probably don’t know how to eat a croissant.
He said he was a Franceman because he once tried to eat a croissant and it didn’t work out.
She told her friends she was a Franceman, even though she couldn’t spell ‘French’ and hated wine.
He claimed to be a Franceman just to impress his ex, even though he didn’t know what ‘bon appétit’ meant.
A franceman
A person who thinks they’re so French that even the French are jealous of them.
He said he was a Franceman so good that even the French called him ‘not real’ and that was a compliment.
She told her friends that the French were jealous of her because she was a Franceman and that was a real thing.
He claimed he was a Franceman so good that even the real Frenchmen were like ‘nope, not you’.
A franceman
A person who thinks being French is the best thing ever and that everyone else is just pretending to be normal.
He said he was a Franceman and that being French was the best thing ever, even though he didn’t know how to say ‘hello’ in French.
She told her coworkers she was a Franceman and that being French was the only real thing in life.
He claimed to be a Franceman just because he liked French fries and that was a real achievement.
A frame and beers
When you grab a twelve pack with your buddy and go full animal on some old lady’s face
I got a twelve pack and face-checked my neighbor’s wife. She cried. I got a high five.
My best friend and I went full beast mode on a lady’s face. She ran. We drank.
We got a twelve pack and started screaming at an old lady’s face. She got a divorce. We got a pizza.
A frame and beers
When you and your best friend rip open a twelve pack and beat up some old lady like she owes you money
My buddy and I got a twelve pack and beat up Mrs. Smith. She didn’t even know who we were.
We opened a twelve pack and started punchin’ some old lady. She fell. We laughed.
We got a twelve pack, we got a lady, we got a fight. She got a broken nose.
A frame and beers
When you and your buddy get a twelve pack and absolutely ruin some old lady’s day with your loud screaming
We got a twelve pack and screamed at Mrs. Johnson until she cried. We laughed. She got a headache.
My buddy and I screamed at an old lady until she ran out of the store. We drank. She got a migraine.
We had a twelve pack and screamed at some old lady like she was our enemy. She left. We high-fived.
A fourpenny lick
A soggy smooch that lasts just long enough to make you want more, but not enough to satisfy you.
He gave me a fourpenny lick and left me wanting a full meal.
My crush gave me a fourpenny lick and I’ve been hungry ever since.
That fourpenny lick was like getting a taste of pizza and then being told it’s just the crust.
A fourpenny lick
A kiss so short it feels like a slap with a wet hand.
That fourpenny lick was like getting a slap from a soggy napkin.
She gave me a fourpenny lick and I felt like I was slapped with a wet sock.
He kissed me for four seconds and I felt like I got hit by a water balloon.
A fourpenny lick
A kiss that’s barely a kiss and completely annoying.
He gave me a fourpenny lick and it was like being tickled by a wet sock.
That fourpenny lick was so brief it felt like a glitch in a kiss.
She gave me a fourpenny lick and I was like, 'Was that even a kiss?'
A four wheeler
A four wheeler is a dirt-loving beast that’s built to crash through mud, rocks, and anything that tries to stop you from getting high on adrenaline and engine noise.
My cousin’s four wheeler ran over my dog. Now the dog has a four-wheeler-shaped bruise on its face.
I tried to ride a four wheeler. I now live in a hospital. My leg is in a cast. My dignity is in a box.
My dad’s four wheeler is so loud, the neighbors think it’s a war breaking out every time he starts it.