A freaking goodie
A freaking goodie is the kind of bald head that makes you want to kiss it. It’s so clean it’s like it was washed by a saint and dried with a swear word. You snap a pic and send it to your homies with a loud ‘Ooooo’ and a bongo beat in your soul.
My neighbor’s head is so good I think he’s trying to flirt with me. Ooooooo 🥁
My brother’s head is a freaking goodie. I sent it to my whole class and they all started laughing in math.
My boss’s head is so clean I almost asked for a raise.