A freaking goodie

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A freaking goodie is when a Black guy’s head is so smooth and shiny it looks like it was polished by a million monkeys with a mop and a swear jar. You can’t help but snap a pic and send it to your squad with a loud ‘Oooooo’ and a bongo beat in your head.
I saw this guy walking down the street and my phone almost fell out of my hand trying to take a pic. Ooooooo 🥁
My cousin’s uncle’s head is a freaking goodie. I texted my whole family and we all laughed until my mom cried.
My gym teacher’s head is so good I almost asked him if he was a god.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A freaking goodie is the kind of bald head that makes you want to kiss it. It’s so clean it’s like it was washed by a saint and dried with a swear word. You snap a pic and send it to your homies with a loud ‘Ooooo’ and a bongo beat in your soul.
My neighbor’s head is so good I think he’s trying to flirt with me. Ooooooo 🥁
My brother’s head is a freaking goodie. I sent it to my whole class and they all started laughing in math.
My boss’s head is so clean I almost asked for a raise.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A freaking goodie is when a Black guy’s head is so smooth you could slide a coin across it. It’s so good you can’t help but take a pic and send it to your squad with a loud ‘Ooooo’ and a bongo beat that makes your neighbor’s dog howl.
My friend’s head is so good I took a pic and sent it to my crush. She texted me back with a heart emoji.
My uncle’s head is a freaking goodie. I sent it to my whole family and we all laughed until my dad snored in the middle of it.
My teacher’s head is so smooth I almost tried to put a coin on it during class.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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