A freaking goodie
A freaking goodie is when a Black guy’s head is so smooth you could slide a coin across it. It’s so good you can’t help but take a pic and send it to your squad with a loud ‘Ooooo’ and a bongo beat that makes your neighbor’s dog howl.
My friend’s head is so good I took a pic and sent it to my crush. She texted me back with a heart emoji.
My uncle’s head is a freaking goodie. I sent it to my whole family and we all laughed until my dad snored in the middle of it.
My teacher’s head is so smooth I almost tried to put a coin on it during class.