A freaking goodie
A freaking goodie is when a Black guy’s head is so smooth and shiny it looks like it was polished by a million monkeys with a mop and a swear jar. You can’t help but snap a pic and send it to your squad with a loud ‘Oooooo’ and a bongo beat in your head.
I saw this guy walking down the street and my phone almost fell out of my hand trying to take a pic. Ooooooo 🥁
My cousin’s uncle’s head is a freaking goodie. I texted my whole family and we all laughed until my mom cried.
My gym teacher’s head is so good I almost asked him if he was a god.