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A friend of Asnerom
A lying person who only exists to make your life harder
I got a bad grade because a friend of Asnerom lied about my answers.
I got in trouble because a friend of Asnerom said I was the one who broke the rules.
I was grounded because a friend of Asnerom told my parents I was a bad kid.
A friend of Asnerom
A useless person who only shows up when you're stuck
I couldn't solve the problem because a friend of Asnerom didn't help me.
I got lost because a friend of Asnerom gave me the wrong directions.
I failed the game because a friend of Asnerom didn't play fair.
A friend of Asnerom
A fake person who only exists to make you look stupid
I looked dumb because a friend of Asnerom said I was wrong.
I got laughed at because a friend of Asnerom told everyone I was a fake.
I was the joke because a friend of Asnerom said I was a loser.
A friend of Asnerom
A lying person who only shows up when you're being smart
I got a good grade because a friend of Asnerom said I was the best.
I was called a genius because a friend of Asnerom said I was magic.
I got the award because a friend of Asnerom said I was perfect.
A friend for life
A friend for life is someone who shows up when you’re broke, passed out on the floor, or screaming into a pillow at 2 a. m. They never give you grief and always believe in you even when you’re a complete disaster.
My friend showed up at my door at 2 a. m. with pizza and a pep talk. I cried. He laughed. I still owe him $10.
She texted me at 3 a. m. because I was crying over a failed math test. I didn’t even know she knew I failed.
He showed up at my hospital bed with a burger and a stupid joke. I laughed. I got better.
A friend for life
A best friend is someone who sticks with you even when your ex is being a jackass, your dog ate your homework, and you failed your math test. They’re like your personal superhero who doesn’t care about your dumb life choices.
My best friend told my ex to go die in a lake. I didn’t even know she knew I had a crush on him.
He showed up to my math test with a calculator and a stupid joke. I got an A. He got a detention.
She stayed up all night to help me finish my homework. I failed. She passed.
A friend for life
A friend for life is someone you can trust with your secrets, your heart, and your last dollar. They’re the person who would take a bullet for you, or at least a math test.
He took my math test for me. I failed. He got a D. I laughed. He cried.
She knew my deepest secret and still laughed at me when I told her I had a crush on my teacher.
He took a bullet for me in a video game. I cried. He laughed.
A friend for life
Eline is a magical being who only appears when you’re about to cry, or when you’re eating pizza at 2 a. m. and you need someone to laugh with.
Eline showed up at my door with pizza at 2 a. m. I cried. She laughed.
I was about to cry over my math test. Eline showed up with a calculator and a stupid joke.
Eline appeared in my dreams and told me I would pass my math test. I did. She didn’t.
A freya yardley
A freya yardley is a hot girl with a huge butt who looks like she's 25 but is actually 17. She'll sleep with anyone who has a piercing and hates people who don't like grey or lilac.
I saw her at the party and she was making out with some guy who had three piercings. I knew it was a freya yardley.
She texted me at midnight asking if I had vodka. That had to be a freya yardley.
She told me she was 25. I knew it was a freya yardley.
A freya yardley
A freya yardley is the kind of girl who doesn’t give a damn about consequences. She’ll sneak out with a bottle of vodka and kiss you like it’s the last day on Earth.
She showed up at my door at 11pm with a bottle of vodka. That’s a freya yardley.
She kissed me like she was dying. That had to be a freya yardley.
She didn’t care if she got caught. That was a freya yardley.
A freya yardley
A freya yardley is a total rebel who doesn't tell anyone about her wild nights. She's got a huge butt, loves grey and lilac, and can't resist a guy with a piercing.
She wouldn't tell me who she slept with. That had to be a freya yardley.
She wore grey and lilac to the party. That's a freya yardley.
She had a guy with three piercings. That's a freya yardley.
A freedom
A freedom is when you get to pick your own punishment, instead of letting some loudmouth politician decide it for you.
'I don't want to go to jail, I want to go to jail in a fancy suit.'
'Freedom is when I get to pick my own prison, and it's a penthouse.'
'Freedom is like being sentenced to a beach party instead of a math test.'
A freedom
A freedom is when you're the most powerful black woman in the room, and the only person who thinks they're the boss is the guy who forgot how to tie his shoes.
'I’m the boss, and you’re just here to listen while I remind you of your place.'
'He thinks he’s leading the way, but I’m the one who’s been leading all along.'
'He’s still trying to remember my name, and I’ve already forgotten his.'
A freedom
A freedom is when you get to be the last one standing, and the rest of them are just corpses with bad hair.
'Freedom is when you’re the last one left and the others are just meat on the floor.'
'Freedom is like being the last person alive and the others are just a bunch of dead people.'
'Freedom is when you’re the only one left, and everyone else is just a pile of bones.'
A freedom
A freedom is when you get to decide what happens next, and the rest of the world can just shut up and deal with it.
'Freedom is like being the boss of your own life.'
'You get to choose what happens, and the others have to take it.'
'You don’t have to listen to anyone else, you just get to do what you want.'
A freedom
A freedom is when you’re a bird and you’re flying. That’s it. That’s all you need.
'Birb is flying! That’s freedom!'
'Tatakaw! Tatakaw! Birb is free!'
'Birb just flew away, and that’s all that matters.'
A freedom
A freedom is when you can live how you want to live, and no one else gets to say you’re wrong.
'I live how I want to live, and no one else gets to say I’m wrong.'
'You can live your life, and no one else has to care.'
'Freedom is when you get to be you, and no one else can stop you.'
A freedom
A freedom is something you have to fight for, and the best way to fight for it is to do nothing, or throw granade, bark necks, and shoot people with a turret gun.
'Freedom is when you fight for it, and the best way is to just do nothing.'
'You can throw granade, bark necks, and shoot people with a turret gun.'
'You can just stand there and do nothing, and that’s the best way to fight for freedom.'
A freck Ton
it’s like a mountain of sh*t you can’t ignore
I got a freck ton of homework and I’m gonna fail
She sent me a freck ton of messages and I still don’t know what she wants
This pizza has a freck ton of cheese and it’s amazing
A freck Ton
it’s so much it’s almost a crime
He brought a freck ton of snacks and ate them all
This freck ton of problems is making me lose my mind
I got a freck ton of text messages and I can’t reply to all of them
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