A friend for life

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A friend for life is someone who shows up when you’re broke, passed out on the floor, or screaming into a pillow at 2 a. m. They never give you grief and always believe in you even when you’re a complete disaster.
My friend showed up at my door at 2 a. m. with pizza and a pep talk. I cried. He laughed. I still owe him $10.
She texted me at 3 a. m. because I was crying over a failed math test. I didn’t even know she knew I failed.
He showed up at my hospital bed with a burger and a stupid joke. I laughed. I got better.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A best friend is someone who sticks with you even when your ex is being a jackass, your dog ate your homework, and you failed your math test. They’re like your personal superhero who doesn’t care about your dumb life choices.
My best friend told my ex to go die in a lake. I didn’t even know she knew I had a crush on him.
He showed up to my math test with a calculator and a stupid joke. I got an A. He got a detention.
She stayed up all night to help me finish my homework. I failed. She passed.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A friend for life is someone you can trust with your secrets, your heart, and your last dollar. They’re the person who would take a bullet for you, or at least a math test.
He took my math test for me. I failed. He got a D. I laughed. He cried.
She knew my deepest secret and still laughed at me when I told her I had a crush on my teacher.
He took a bullet for me in a video game. I cried. He laughed.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Eline is a magical being who only appears when you’re about to cry, or when you’re eating pizza at 2 a. m. and you need someone to laugh with.
Eline showed up at my door with pizza at 2 a. m. I cried. She laughed.
I was about to cry over my math test. Eline showed up with a calculator and a stupid joke.
Eline appeared in my dreams and told me I would pass my math test. I did. She didn’t.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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