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When you grab a twelve pack with your buddy and go full animal on some old lady’s face
I got a twelve pack and face-checked my neighbor’s wife. She cried. I got a high five.
My best friend and I went full beast mode on a lady’s face. She ran. We drank.
We got a twelve pack and started screaming at an old lady’s face. She got a divorce. We got a pizza.
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When you and your best friend rip open a twelve pack and beat up some old lady like she owes you money
My buddy and I got a twelve pack and beat up Mrs. Smith. She didn’t even know who we were.
We opened a twelve pack and started punchin’ some old lady. She fell. We laughed.
We got a twelve pack, we got a lady, we got a fight. She got a broken nose.
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When you and your buddy get a twelve pack and absolutely ruin some old lady’s day with your loud screaming
We got a twelve pack and screamed at Mrs. Johnson until she cried. We laughed. She got a headache.
My buddy and I screamed at an old lady until she ran out of the store. We drank. She got a migraine.
We had a twelve pack and screamed at some old lady like she was our enemy. She left. We high-fived.
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